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23 Jan 2012, 7:31 am

Autism is caused by little tiny green aliens living in your head.



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23 Jan 2012, 8:07 am

Autism is caused by reading the Daily Mail.


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23 Jan 2012, 3:01 pm

Autism is caused by personal space invaders


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24 Jan 2012, 2:38 am

Autism is cause by high frutose corn syrup.



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24 Jan 2012, 10:18 pm

Autism is caused by eating a lot of pizza.


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24 Jan 2012, 10:20 pm

Autism is caused by watching too many movies.


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24 Jan 2012, 10:40 pm

Autism is caused by stimming and not realizing it until [virony]gracious[/virony] normal people direct attention to it.



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25 Jan 2012, 5:45 am

Autism is caused by being raised by monkeys.



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25 Jan 2012, 7:03 am

Autism is caused by your mama walking with her hands in a swamp on a Thursday evening while wearing a purple shirt and chomping on chocolate then taking a bath containing the extremely poisonous compound known as H2O.
You get what I'm trying to say? Hehe.


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25 Jan 2012, 8:33 am

Autism is caused by sitting too close to flat screen televisions (CRT's made you cross eyed)


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25 Jan 2012, 5:27 pm

Autism is caused by listening too much to your radio.


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27 Jan 2012, 5:49 am

Autism is caused by vigourous mass debating.



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27 Jan 2012, 8:26 pm

not ironing your trousers


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29 Jan 2012, 4:21 pm

Autism is caused by NOT doing your laundry.

EWWWWWWW!! !! !! !! ! :eew:


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02 Feb 2012, 8:18 am

Autism is caused by severe bladder infections.


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02 Feb 2012, 8:42 am

Autism is caused by not getting enough chocolate when young


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