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24 May 2022, 2:00 pm

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Still thinks I'm Maris Crane.


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24 May 2022, 2:03 pm

Is really Maris Piper. Very tasty. :lol:


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24 May 2022, 2:04 pm

The Ring girl resides in a dark corner of his bedroom.


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24 May 2022, 2:05 pm

8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O Looks under the bed, in the wardrobe, behind the curtain. Shivers and leaves the room nervously.


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24 May 2022, 5:07 pm

Made friends with Ring girl and they both crawl out the telly together these days.


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25 May 2022, 5:25 am

Invited her to be the "ring girl" at her wedding, but forgot to bring a TV into the wedding hall.


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25 May 2022, 6:34 am

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Found out Ring girl is his illegitimate child. Regrets doing it with Carrie.


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25 May 2022, 6:58 am

Puts croissants into the blender "for street cred".



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25 May 2022, 9:26 am

Trims his fingernails using the blender.


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25 May 2022, 9:31 am

Sprinkles blended fingernails onto spaghetti bolognese as a replacement for parmesan cheese.



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25 May 2022, 9:56 am

Woke me up chewing on my toenails! 8O


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25 May 2022, 3:03 pm

Sharpens knives on his butt for a living.


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25 May 2022, 4:06 pm

Is planning to make a trip to Italy to make a documentary about spaghetti trees.


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25 May 2022, 4:30 pm

Sleep in a coffin.


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25 May 2022, 10:19 pm

Knows the real Slim Shady, but won't speak up.


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26 May 2022, 4:45 am

Is a famous racing car driver who appears anonymously on Top Gear... as the guy who cleans the cars.


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