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26 May 2022, 4:38 pm

Turned into a weeping angel because he ate too much of Polystoneface.

DO NOT BLINK.


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26 May 2022, 11:10 pm

Since watching Dr Who, she literally HASN'T BLINKED ONCE. 8O


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27 May 2022, 3:28 am

Is making a replica of polystoneface right now out of popcorn.



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27 May 2022, 3:33 am

Forgot to put soy sauce on his popcorn image of polystoneface, how am I going to eat it now?


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27 May 2022, 3:40 am

Flips a coin to decide whether to fill his car with petrol or diesel.



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27 May 2022, 3:48 am

Forced an electric charger into his petrol tank, the result was... explosive. Now has to buy a new car and a new petrol station.


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27 May 2022, 4:58 am

So let's recap. So far I think you have done the following bizarre things recently:
- facilitated me rolling a giant elastic band ball into the grand canyon
- tricked me into picking up soap in a jail shower
- made me blow up a petrol station
- confused me into lending my tissues to a bunch of w&^%$#s

How bizarre!! !

Set up a radish themed market in Ruislip called The Bizarre Bazaar.



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27 May 2022, 5:10 am

Has asked the judge to take another fifty three offences into consideration too. :P


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27 May 2022, 6:44 am

Plans to turn all of Munstead's exploits into a BBC miniseries.


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27 May 2022, 6:47 am

Plans to be the BBC's underwater correspondent, reporting news from the bottom of the middle of the Atlantic ocean. "And today, some fish swam past."


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27 May 2022, 9:31 am

Was actually a character in 1973's The Tomorrow People



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27 May 2022, 9:56 am

Is a professional speed dater.



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27 May 2022, 10:16 am

(I remember The Tomorrow People :lol: )

Is a professional speed divorcee.


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27 May 2022, 4:19 pm

Is back in prison for making light of prison rape. Continues to force Munstead to pick the soap up in showers.


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27 May 2022, 5:11 pm

Is to be casted for a biopic about J.K. Rowling



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27 May 2022, 7:14 pm

Mary Poppins was his nanny.


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