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28 May 2022, 1:45 pm

Has been arrested on several occasions for raising his leg and peeing on lamp posts.


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28 May 2022, 1:47 pm

Challenges people to a duel by urinating on their handbags.



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28 May 2022, 1:49 pm

Goes around in public impersonating Margaret Thatcher and swishing her handbag at the peasants. (I'z off for a while now. Toodle pip old chap)


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28 May 2022, 1:59 pm

Won all of her handbags at an auction. Pees on them every night, hoping Maggie will return for a duel.


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28 May 2022, 2:11 pm

Once starred in Macbeth. Played the dagger.



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28 May 2022, 2:17 pm

:lol:

Keeps me under his pillow.


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28 May 2022, 2:54 pm

Sleeps hanging upside down from the rafters.



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28 May 2022, 4:11 pm

Sleeps at the bottom of a well and makes guest appearances from the TV.


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28 May 2022, 4:42 pm

Provides Munstead with his daily nutritional requirements by peeing in the well 3 times a day.


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29 May 2022, 12:08 am

Actually doesn't know where she is.


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29 May 2022, 2:07 am

Can sense I'm nearby....pointing a pistol at him.


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29 May 2022, 2:12 am

Forgot to load her water pistol before pointing it at people.


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29 May 2022, 2:13 am

flaps his uvula at strangers at odd intervals.



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29 May 2022, 2:15 am

Is thinking about changing his username to 'auntflappy'.


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29 May 2022, 2:16 am

hears sights and sees sounds on a regular basis :colors:



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29 May 2022, 2:23 am

Bases his basis on his braces.

(no, I don't understand that either)..... :lol:


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