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26 Apr 2008, 12:50 am

Granted, no corruption, except that you have to hear CA_NES sing Weird Al songs for the rest of your life. :twisted:

I wish I could write parodys as good as Weird Al.


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26 Apr 2008, 10:40 am

Granted! no corruption... but you must wrap Strapples in 6 more blood pressure cuffs

I wish that i could go in a giant pool of warm sticky molasses


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26 Apr 2008, 1:53 pm

Granted! But when you get out, you're attacked and eaten by a giant ant colony.

I wish I had a clone who would go to work for me.


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26 Apr 2008, 2:02 pm

Icheb wrote:
Granted! But when you get out, you're attacked and eaten by a giant ant colony.

I wish I had a clone who would go to work for me.


Granted! but your corruption on my wish failed since i never come out

i wish to be mummy wrapped in 10 giant blood pressure cuffs and squeezed super super tight


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26 Apr 2008, 2:04 pm

granted but a shipping error causes you to get blood pressure cuff that can only be wrapped around you thumb
I wish for a giant 42 gallon cup full of soda so I could drink it all(i'm thirsty!)


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26 Apr 2008, 2:15 pm

Granted, but the carbon dioxide makes you explode.

I wish I had a pet dodo.


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26 Apr 2008, 2:17 pm

Granted! it eats you

I wish i could steal all the blood pressure cuffs from my doctors office


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26 Apr 2008, 2:59 pm

Granted... but in stealing them you become a criminal, and noone likes criminals. (Not that hard to corrupt :? )

I wish for good things to happen to Strapples (See if you can bring yourself to corrupt that one :twisted: )


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26 Apr 2008, 3:01 pm

Granted! but he gets the cutest looking fat girl as his girlfriend, and you wanted to go out with her!

I wish i had a cute fat girlfriend.


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27 Apr 2008, 8:43 pm

Granted, but she soon goes onto a diet and is no longer fat.

I wish I could change anything I wanted simply by willing it to change.


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27 Apr 2008, 8:51 pm

granted but it changes for the bad
I wish that I have my own airplane that doesn't crash and works perfectly



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27 Apr 2008, 8:57 pm

granted but you still crash in a lake because of a incompetent pilot

I wish I had a nice cold 46 oz. soda


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27 Apr 2008, 9:36 pm

Granted Bicarbonite soda!

I wish that people would understand my obsession with blood pressure cuffs and straps


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28 Apr 2008, 8:48 pm

Granted, but you no longer understand it.

I wish I had something nice to eat.


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28 Apr 2008, 8:50 pm

Granted, but you are no longer hungry and can't eat it.

I wish my drawing was finished.


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28 Apr 2008, 8:52 pm

Granted but its no longer what you wanted to draw.

I wish I could use Lucid Dreaming in the real world


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