Board index › Off Topic Discussion › Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc.

Post something bizzare about the person above.

Page 1893 of 2016 [ 32256 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 1890, 1891, 1892, 1893, 1894, 1895, 1896 ... 2016  Next

Previous topic | Next topic

kraftiekortie
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 4 Feb 2014
Gender: Male
Posts: 87,510
Location: Queens, NYC

30 May 2022, 12:09 pm

(Never would waste perfectly good Mac and Cheese on Meth!)

Always trying to tame the coyotes of the Midlands.



Radish
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 10 May 2022
Age: 64
Gender: Male
Posts: 13,233
Location: UK

30 May 2022, 12:28 pm

Tries to tame the Shetland ponies roaming around New York.


_________________
This space intentionally left blank.


longshot
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 4 Dec 2018
Gender: Male
Posts: 7,037
Location: In some fictional location

30 May 2022, 1:39 pm

Is actually a busker in the London tube.



kraftiekortie
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 4 Feb 2014
Gender: Male
Posts: 87,510
Location: Queens, NYC

30 May 2022, 2:31 pm

Is an Aztec……but thinks he’s the Jolly Green Giant.



Radish
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 10 May 2022
Age: 64
Gender: Male
Posts: 13,233
Location: UK

30 May 2022, 3:33 pm

Spends all day in the tube trains in NYC as a vigilante, hoping to catch miscreants who play country and western music too loud.


_________________
This space intentionally left blank.


Where_am_I
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 28 Apr 2019
Gender: Female
Posts: 6,392
Location: London

30 May 2022, 5:30 pm

Is currently in a West End production...plays the back half of a pantomime horse.


_________________
"A loaded gun won't set you free. So you say." - Ian Curtis


kraftiekortie
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 4 Feb 2014
Gender: Male
Posts: 87,510
Location: Queens, NYC

30 May 2022, 6:52 pm

(I actually played the back end of an animal in a play)

Is one of those people who climb and jump on metal fences during Premier League matches.



Where_am_I
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 28 Apr 2019
Gender: Female
Posts: 6,392
Location: London

30 May 2022, 7:26 pm

Played the back end of an animal in a play 8O They made him pretend pee on the audience.


_________________
"A loaded gun won't set you free. So you say." - Ian Curtis


kraftiekortie
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 4 Feb 2014
Gender: Male
Posts: 87,510
Location: Queens, NYC

30 May 2022, 7:32 pm

Never lifts her leg. She’s very elegant in the Powder Room.



munstead
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 28 Jan 2022
Age: 42
Gender: Male
Posts: 845
Location: Standing behind you

31 May 2022, 3:57 am

Each full moon he sneaks onto a rooftop and performs ballet.



Murihiku
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 9 Jan 2013
Gender: Male
Posts: 12,948
Location: Queensland

31 May 2022, 4:29 am

Busks in shopping centres playing air guitar.


_________________
It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


munstead
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 28 Jan 2022
Age: 42
Gender: Male
Posts: 845
Location: Standing behind you

31 May 2022, 4:38 am

When busking, throws any donated coins right back at the donor.



kraftiekortie
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 4 Feb 2014
Gender: Male
Posts: 87,510
Location: Queens, NYC

31 May 2022, 9:07 am

Enjoys Mummenshantz and channels a hybrid of Marcel Marceau and Mr. Bean.



Radish
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 10 May 2022
Age: 64
Gender: Male
Posts: 13,233
Location: UK

31 May 2022, 9:08 am

Is the real life person Mr Bean is based upon.


_________________
This space intentionally left blank.


kraftiekortie
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 4 Feb 2014
Gender: Male
Posts: 87,510
Location: Queens, NYC

31 May 2022, 9:10 am

Wishes he grew on trees, rather than emerging from the hard ground.



Radish
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 10 May 2022
Age: 64
Gender: Male
Posts: 13,233
Location: UK

31 May 2022, 9:11 am

Was once arrested in a wildlife park for swinging through the trees with the monkeys.


_________________
This space intentionally left blank.