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auntblabby
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18 Apr 2022, 7:06 pm

i'll let my neighbor decide.

choose one-
murder hornets
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scorpions



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19 Apr 2022, 12:36 am

Depends where I'm shipping them.

Lounge singers or pan flute music?


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19 Apr 2022, 12:46 am

^^^very clever :wtg:
latter.

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19 Apr 2022, 12:48 am

crooners for the win

get a pedicure or get a massage?


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19 Apr 2022, 12:54 am

i need a massage.

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19 Apr 2022, 12:55 am

I'm getting my brain massaged tomorrow.

Go on a date with bad breath or B.O. ?


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19 Apr 2022, 1:08 am

firing squad.

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19 Apr 2022, 1:13 am

Bad breath. Offer them a mint and the problem goes away. No easy or polite fix to BO once out and about.

Dinner with beach Karen or punching yourself in the head ten times.



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19 Apr 2022, 1:27 am

I don't call women Karens, but I'd go to the beach with a woman named Karen.

I've punched myself enough to last a lifetime.


Itchy underwear or shoes that give blisters?


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19 Apr 2022, 1:28 am

i'd wear the underwear over my pants.

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19 Apr 2022, 1:33 am

I'd wear the shoes but just sit down and read.

Even that would be tough because I have feet claustrophobia. I hate shoes.


DST all year or real time all year?


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19 Apr 2022, 3:19 am

real time.

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19 Apr 2022, 3:38 am

Real time all year, please. DST is such a hassle.

Clothes line or clothes dryer?


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19 Apr 2022, 3:45 am

dryer, unless my house was in washington and my backyard was in arizona.

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19 Apr 2022, 9:54 am

Line.

Train or car?



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19 Apr 2022, 6:25 pm

car. a '93 cadillac sedan de ville, mary kay edition, pink.

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