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31 May 2022, 9:12 am

Fortunate to be the Missing Link. Can relate to all primates.



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31 May 2022, 9:14 am

His closest living relative is a pilchard.


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31 May 2022, 9:15 am

Is able to conceive what it's like to hug a Neanderthal woman.



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31 May 2022, 9:16 am

(Hey! Stop hugging me! :P )

Hugs everyone he meets while walking the street.


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31 May 2022, 9:18 am

Averts his gaze except when he sees a Carmen Miranda look-alike.



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31 May 2022, 9:23 am

Keeps his dentures and eyes in a glass of water at the side of his bed at night.


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31 May 2022, 9:28 am

Makes sure his dentures precisely match the skull in his altar.



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31 May 2022, 9:30 am

Sacrifices a snail each night on his altar.


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31 May 2022, 9:31 am

Stirred the original Kool-Aid.


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31 May 2022, 9:35 am

Is a breeder of Hi C and Kool Aid hybrids



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31 May 2022, 9:38 am

Has a secret stash of aglets.


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31 May 2022, 9:41 am

Likes to lolligag in luxuriant lapdog fur



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31 May 2022, 9:42 am

Counts nose hairs to ensure there's an even number.


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31 May 2022, 9:47 am

Throws a fit if the number of rose petals is not a prime number.



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31 May 2022, 10:00 am

Executes anyone that says "hollibobs" instead of "holiday".



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31 May 2022, 10:12 am

Doesn't execute enough when it comes to teaching aardvarks how to dig.