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31 May 2022, 1:22 pm

Berates her dining table for never leaving the house and going socialising.


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31 May 2022, 2:44 pm

Collects farts in jars.


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31 May 2022, 3:24 pm

Collects jars of honey---while farting.



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31 May 2022, 3:40 pm

Doesn't walk anywhere, he wears rollers skates and is self propelled by farting. Knock if off with the baked beans already!


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31 May 2022, 3:55 pm

He likes to hang out amongst the Stratocumulus Clouds. This stimulates him in a fulsome way....yet the stimulation is literary.



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31 May 2022, 4:01 pm

Enjoys the electrifying atmosphere of flying a kite in thunderstorms.


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31 May 2022, 4:55 pm

Radish wrote:
Doesn't walk anywhere, he wears rollers skates and is self propelled by farting. Knock if off with the baked beans already!


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Stands in the heart of thunderstorms to disprove the fact men are most likely to get struck by lightning. Leaves in a coffin.


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31 May 2022, 7:19 pm

Will be playing Vivaldi's "Summer storm" at his funeral.


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31 May 2022, 7:39 pm

His feet smell like Kiwi dung. :eew:



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31 May 2022, 7:55 pm

Creates kiwi dung out of a eucalyptus tree.



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01 Jun 2022, 3:13 am

His spirit animal is a skunk.



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01 Jun 2022, 3:31 am

Likes to host barbecues where his speciality is rats on a stick.


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01 Jun 2022, 4:34 am

Was once tricked into going to a sweet shop and asking for the moon on a stick.



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01 Jun 2022, 4:45 am

Offered me sweeties to get into his car. I'm no fool though, I don't like pear drops.


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01 Jun 2022, 4:49 am

Asked a dodgy stranger to bring a black van with tinted windows next time.



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01 Jun 2022, 4:51 am

Was waiting inside said van wearing a diving suit, snorkel and flippers.


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