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02 Jun 2022, 6:45 am

Used to be a rotten vegetable.


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02 Jun 2022, 6:54 am

I half related to a root vegetable.


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02 Jun 2022, 6:56 am

Starred in a TV show called The Rady Bunch.


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02 Jun 2022, 7:30 am

Writing the pilot for a new TV show called The Gravy Bunch.



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02 Jun 2022, 7:44 am

Is the author of the controversial book "For fun and profit, a DIY guide to proctology."


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02 Jun 2022, 11:47 am

Once created nine 'balloons' made from condoms and dropped them round to his neighbour's house for a child's ninth birthday party.



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02 Jun 2022, 11:50 am

They were well received. The parents winked at each other and said they'd come in handy later.

Munstead ate half of the birthday cake all to himself. No wonder you're putting on weight. :P


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02 Jun 2022, 11:52 am

↑ Went bananas and came back.

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02 Jun 2022, 11:53 am

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm working undercover! :P


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03 Jun 2022, 5:01 am

Gave me his faulty genes.


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03 Jun 2022, 5:20 am

Squeezes pustules until they burst. :eew:



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03 Jun 2022, 6:13 am

Postulates possible pulsating pustule pushing.


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03 Jun 2022, 6:14 am

proper pimple popping preferred



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03 Jun 2022, 6:15 am

Does a Dr Evil laugh after every post.


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03 Jun 2022, 6:16 am

Is really Mrs Evil.


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03 Jun 2022, 6:19 am

Fathered Mrs Evil.


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