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Where_am_I
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04 Jun 2022, 5:50 pm

Swallowed a traffic light because he felt bad about my genetically inherited ears. I carry him around with me to help stop traffic.

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Radish
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05 Jun 2022, 1:00 pm

Along with the huge ears and hairy feet also has large powerful hands that she likes to use to crush coconuts.

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05 Jun 2022, 1:34 pm

Intentionally wears socks with sandals.

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05 Jun 2022, 1:44 pm

Enjoys posting bizzare things about himself.

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Radish
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05 Jun 2022, 2:23 pm

(Nothing wrong wearing socks with sandals! )

Talks to himself all the time.

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05 Jun 2022, 2:42 pm

listens in on my auto-aratations.

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Where_am_I
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05 Jun 2022, 3:10 pm

Was kidnapped by Radish. Traded himself for Munstead.

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05 Jun 2022, 3:12 pm

was the getaway driver.

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05 Jun 2022, 3:13 pm

Is oblivious to the fact that I made Radish change his sex to win tug of war so that he would release him . :evil:

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Radish
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05 Jun 2022, 3:16 pm

You still haven't returned my testicles! :evil:

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05 Jun 2022, 3:21 pm

Let me use them as stress balls.

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Radish
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05 Jun 2022, 3:22 pm

Ouch, ouch, ouch. Please stop squeezing you are making me cry! :cry:

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05 Jun 2022, 3:54 pm

It's all a ruse he secretly likes it.

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Radish
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05 Jun 2022, 3:56 pm

Has balls made of granite and sleeps in a quarry.

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05 Jun 2022, 4:20 pm

Broke into the quarry to steal his granite balls.

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Radish
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06 Jun 2022, 10:32 am

Is a chip off the old block.

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