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12 Dec 2007, 10:27 am

ruffed grouse

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12 Dec 2007, 9:45 pm

My buddies keep looking at me weird when I tell them the best thing to add to Egg Nog is gasoline - mmmmm, damn I need a cigarette......

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14 Dec 2007, 4:53 am

i am a lesbian trapped in a homosexuals body

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14 Dec 2007, 10:32 pm

I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body!! Hahaha....hahha..hha......ehhhhhh.....

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14 Dec 2007, 10:48 pm

If E is Emcee square, who is Emcee hip?

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14 Dec 2007, 11:16 pm

Affsbarkers?

what..?

Mattburkens?

Slashbreakers?

Ashnurgles?

"No grandma it's...."

Okay, I realize that last one was a far fetch.

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15 Dec 2007, 12:35 am

The sky is nice and green, and the grass is very blue.

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15 Dec 2007, 12:53 am

did somebody called my name?

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15 Dec 2007, 12:58 am

Life is long. You never die
unless you decide you wanna get high.
There won't be ashes and there won't be dust
unless you have some fun. So misery's a must!

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15 Dec 2007, 5:29 am

"The Simpsons" aren't on TV today

No fat chicks

Anorexia is a healthy life choice

Nudism really took off in Alaska

I'm going to dreadlock my nose-hairs

pm me if your a fat ugly horny guy

i hate repeating myself
i hate repeating myself

everything important to do will be done by some one important

DON'T VOTE!
ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE POOR
POOR NON VOTERS ARE THE MOST LISTENED TO MINORITY
A VOTING BLOCK OF NON-VOTERS WON'T CRASH THIS WONDERFUL SYSTEM

i have lost my hard-on...have you seen it?

why,oh,why,didn't i,take the placebo

i am not crying

i'm going out tonight to get laid
with all my friends
i will make eye-contact with all the hotties
& they will pick up straight-away that i am an alpha male
the nt s**theads won't bash me

all the psychologists supposedly watching us have made a huge difference

i have never masturbated

if you jump high enough, you can grab the moon...
try it -
no,you're not trying hard enough,jump higher

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15 Dec 2007, 7:16 am

If you pray hard enough you can make water run uphill......
How hard is that? Hard enough to make the water run uphill of course....

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15 Dec 2007, 7:46 am

what do you call a christian dinosaur?
abstinencistherightchoisaurus.
what do you call a gay dinosaur?
ohmygodihaveasaurus

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15 Dec 2007, 12:56 pm

Mmm!! !! The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!! !

(damn, where's a picture of that guy licking the car window when I need it?! !)

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15 Dec 2007, 1:04 pm

i love... straps!! !

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15 Dec 2007, 1:05 pm

syzygyish wrote:

i have never masturbated either...

and sweet location. please go to the what are your favorite sensations thread link in my signature... id like for you to talk in my thread

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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15 Dec 2007, 3:43 pm

I have a life!

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