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11 Feb 2021, 5:18 am

I like sauce said the sauce as it adjusted its glasses and smiled.

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11 Feb 2021, 2:09 pm

Milktalk wrote:

I like sauce said the sauce as it adjusted its glasses and smiled.

Saucey sauces batting its eyelashes

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11 Feb 2021, 3:01 pm

I hearby propose a toast.... To the toaster.... And all who singe in her! Said the bread.

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11 Feb 2021, 4:56 pm

I used to live for burnt toast ...... yummy alittle butter and grape jelly ... ambrosia

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12 Feb 2021, 7:58 am

Boo shouted the toilet as the girl lifted the lid.

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12 Feb 2021, 12:31 pm

Milktalk wrote:

Boo shouted the toilet as the girl lifted the lid.

Eeeeek.....

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12 Feb 2021, 1:31 pm

I'm not a donkey. I'm a horse! Said the cat as it neighed with pride.

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13 Feb 2021, 3:20 pm

Hello me. How are my this nice sunny morning? I'm fine thank me. Fine.

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13 Feb 2021, 4:30 pm

Staying on cordial terms with oneself is mos t important , I think.

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13 Feb 2021, 4:45 pm

in-doooob-it-ab-leeee.

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13 Feb 2021, 5:14 pm

Abominable

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13 Feb 2021, 5:24 pm

snowperson

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13 Feb 2021, 7:19 pm

Frozerberg

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13 Feb 2021, 11:03 pm

Help said the toilet paper as the man flushed.

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13 Feb 2021, 11:17 pm

HELP! said the septic tank as the overfed man sent a mess o' mess flooding down to it.

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14 Feb 2021, 10:50 am

Excuse me. Where can I find a book? Asked the man as he walked into a book shop.

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