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Granted! but your real world lucid dreaming results in you making blood pressure cuffs rain from the sky

I wish i were going to the doctors tomorrow... so i could get my BP taken

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Granted, it's through the roof!

I wish I were a famous bass player.

Granted! but you have a broken bass

i wish my BP werent through the roof and doctor protocols now require them to use 2 cuffs on each arm

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Your BP literally goes through the roof - it is so high you burst an artery and all your blood shoots out of the house!

I wish my new spectacles had arrived.

Granted! but they are so thick that you cant go through a doorway normally!! !

I wish my BP was normal... and i wish it was new protocol that they have on two on each arm and two on each leg

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Granted, but this causes a shortage of cuffs and you don't get any!

I wish my spectacles were of the correct prescription.

Granted! correct prescription for a blind man with red colorblindness.. enjoy your green lenses!! !

I wish there were no blood pressure cuff shortage

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Granted. China starts churning them out by the million. Unfortunately they are made of paper and burst when inflated.

I wish I didn't need spectacles.

Granted! you need contact lenses.. they are the hard uncomfortable type!! !

I wish they werent made in china and were made of good latex bladder and nylon covering like a REAL blood pressure cuff and dont burst when inflated!

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Granted, they are made in USA by highly paid workers and cost $10000 dollars each and the cost is not covered by medical insurance, so you have to buy them yourself.

I wish I didn't have any eyes!

Granted! now your like a bat... but you dont have the echolocation so you constantly walk into this wall like so

you wind up with a head injury.. your doctor prescribes a blood pressure cuff, you are required to wrap your head in it daily at night while you sleep and inflate it to 50mmhg to keep your facial skin from falling off...

I wish there were such things as blood pressure cuff based therapies

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Granted, but they are administered by an ugly 25 stone German woman called Grizelda dressed head to toe in neoprene and waving a whip! (Not sure if that spoils your wish or not )

I wish my head didn't hurt.

(nope... that makes it even better... cuz fat girls are cute to me and neoprene!! ! id probably be asking for hugs too hahahaha )

Granted! you inflate the cuff around your head to 300mmhg... your head no longer hurts... but now its so tight that if you take it off your face will fall off...

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You forgot to post a wish - I guess Grizelda gave you everything you wanted

I wish for a happy life.

Granted! your happy life is mummy wrapped in a giant blood pressure cuff while in a giant tank of liquid neoprene...

I wish grizelda actually existed in real life and i could meet her and make her my girlfriend... and that she is 19 years old

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Granted, but (noting you are 16) the state takes a dim view of Grizelda and her "interests" and locks her up. You are put into state care until you are 18

Ouch - liquid neoprene sounds hot. I'd rather live without anthing to do with blood pressure cuffs or rubber or neoprene.