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07 Jun 2022, 5:22 am

Sleeps with a radish in his mouth.


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07 Jun 2022, 5:31 am

Sleeps surrounded by armed guards to protect her from rival mob bosses.


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07 Jun 2022, 7:36 am

Gives his garden vegetables a radox soak before murdering them.


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07 Jun 2022, 8:31 am

Has a skunk fetish.

I don't mind. 8)



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07 Jun 2022, 8:48 am

Can't believe his luck he finally found a leftie on WP to annoy.


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07 Jun 2022, 1:25 pm

Doesn't lean to the left or right, mainly due to her enormous hairy feet.


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07 Jun 2022, 1:51 pm

:lol:

Lays in his garden on top of his vegetables for hours.


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07 Jun 2022, 1:52 pm

Spends the night on a flower bed... that's what a bottle of Vodka will do for you. :hic:


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07 Jun 2022, 1:58 pm

Spends the night with Dracula. That's what a bite will do to you. :twisted:


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07 Jun 2022, 4:14 pm

Spent the night with Dr Frankenstein and woke up missing a few limbs.


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07 Jun 2022, 6:58 pm

Went to primary elementary school with Sherlock Holmes.


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07 Jun 2022, 9:01 pm

Refills Sherlock's opium pipe as part of his chores. 8)



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07 Jun 2022, 10:20 pm

Sings Broadway musical songs while playing basketball at night.


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08 Jun 2022, 3:47 am

Goes night fishing, well that's what she claimed after being caught by police with a bag full of frozen fish fingers.


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08 Jun 2022, 6:30 am

Is back in prison for keeping his wife in the basement for the last 10 years.


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08 Jun 2022, 7:06 am

Is a prison warden and likes to taunt the prisoners every day with Marmite on toast.


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