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09 Jun 2022, 5:42 am

Killed the energy on here after kidnapping both Polystoneface and Munstead.


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09 Jun 2022, 6:16 am

Snitches to the coppers about criminals.



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09 Jun 2022, 6:27 am

Hangs out at his local graveyard to get a date with the corpse he killed with his stench last week.
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09 Jun 2022, 8:02 am

Climbs out of a grave to meet her stinky date.


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09 Jun 2022, 9:51 am

Planted lettuce seeds in my grave while I was away.


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09 Jun 2022, 10:06 am

Ate my lettuce growing on her grave!


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09 Jun 2022, 11:21 am

Fell in an open grave and grew a new family.


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09 Jun 2022, 12:04 pm

Forbids anyone from getting closer to her in her coffin than 2 metres, in case she gets Covid.


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09 Jun 2022, 6:50 pm

Ejaculates mayonnaise when having an orgasm. :mrgreen:



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10 Jun 2022, 12:17 am

Is about to cause a mayonnaise shortage to go with our current lettuce crisis.


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10 Jun 2022, 1:05 am

Captured and froze Radish to secure a lifetime supply of mayonnaise.


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10 Jun 2022, 3:36 am

Brrrrr. It's getting cold in this forum. Hey! Who stole my mayonnaise? :evil:

Author of my chilly demise... again.


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10 Jun 2022, 4:52 am

He is actually sexually frigid, so no soup mayonnaise for anyone. 8O



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10 Jun 2022, 5:45 am

Tried to woo me with his specialist aroma.


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10 Jun 2022, 6:19 am

Tried to woo me with his surplus vegetables.


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10 Jun 2022, 6:44 am

Woo'd himself with a feather.


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