^ Grow a beard large enough, and you can fit more than just post-it notes in there. I know from experience.
Dislikes beards so much, she goes around putting post-it notes on bearded men saying "Shave me, PLEASE!".
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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.
– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)