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12 Jul 2022, 8:21 am

Is hiding from the authorities for a variety of felonies



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12 Jul 2022, 8:59 am

Is hiding from felines for cat burglary offences.


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12 Jul 2022, 9:16 am

Bumps into walls, then shouts at them for being in his way.


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12 Jul 2022, 9:26 am

They're not walls they're cars and you keep driving them at me!


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12 Jul 2022, 10:40 am

:lol:

It's difficult not to when you're taking up all the space on the street!


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12 Jul 2022, 12:04 pm

I'd like to remind you that twenty ton earth moving vehicles are not intended to be driven on the highways!


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12 Jul 2022, 8:24 pm

That's why he drives armoured tanks on the highways.


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13 Jul 2022, 3:44 am

Has a pet pineapple named Roger



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13 Jul 2022, 4:20 am

Keeps a pet earwig in her bellybutton.


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13 Jul 2022, 4:55 am

Keeps a machete in his knickers.


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13 Jul 2022, 5:21 am

Washes her knickers in pickle juice



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13 Jul 2022, 5:25 am

Gave me that tip!


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13 Jul 2022, 5:52 am

Thanks for the tip. :P Washes her feet in creosote to keep them shining and bristly.


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13 Jul 2022, 6:55 am

Goes out with carrots because radishes won't date him.

*Inspired by L&D* :twisted:


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13 Jul 2022, 7:00 am

Dates evangelical politicians. (Inspired by PPR).


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13 Jul 2022, 7:12 am

Spends his spare time writing sonnets in Pig Latin