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29 Apr 2008, 2:33 pm

Granted! you live inside a tank of liquid molasses with pneumatic tourniquets wrapped around you...

I wish the state had no laws against Grizelda seeing me at this age


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29 Apr 2008, 2:37 pm

Granted, a webcam on your computer is linked to her cell so she can "see you". It is only one way though and you can have no other contact with her.

I wish I wasn't in such a pickle!



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29 Apr 2008, 2:39 pm

Granted! you are literally pickled in vinager

I wish i could physically be with Grizelda


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29 Apr 2008, 2:47 pm

Granted, you are locked into her cell, but you are both manacled to the wall.

I wish I wasn't pickled in anything at all.



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29 Apr 2008, 2:53 pm

Granted! you are bathed in liquid neoprene again... and then locked inside the tank...

I wish me and my girlfriend were not manacled to the wall


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29 Apr 2008, 2:54 pm

Granted, you are manacled from the ceiling.

I wish someone would rescue me from my predicament.



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29 Apr 2008, 2:57 pm

Granted! they rescue you but they drop you from their helicopter accidentally into a pool of molasses

i wish me and grizelda were not manacled from ANYTHING


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29 Apr 2008, 3:00 pm

Granted, but you start to become a bit suspicious about Grizelda growing a moustache and beard while "she" has been in prison. :? :? :?

I wish I was not submersed in any liquid of any type or otherwise bound with anything.



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29 Apr 2008, 3:03 pm

Granted! you are submersed in solid neoprene....

I wish grizelda were actually a girl!! !


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29 Apr 2008, 3:06 pm

Granted, Grizelda is actually a girl with a moustache and beard - she used to work at the circus.

I wish I was not trapped by anything and free to move.



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29 Apr 2008, 3:07 pm

Granted! you are free to move inside a 50000 gallon tank of liquid neoprene

I wish Grizelda did not have moustache and beard


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29 Apr 2008, 3:10 pm

Granted, she shaves twice a day to remove her facial hair. Unfortunately she is covered in thick fur on the rest of her body too and has very bad body odour.

I wish not to be contained in anything.



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29 Apr 2008, 3:13 pm

Granted; you are erased from the Social Security database.

I wish I had four arms.


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29 Apr 2008, 3:13 pm

Granted! but two of them dont move!

I wish she didnt have dense fur all over her body and the body odor were fresh sweat (since i like that smell)


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29 Apr 2008, 3:15 pm

Granted and granted. Strapples shares the same cell with a four armed Icheb and Grizelda falls madly in love with Icheb.

I wish to be free of rubber associated things.



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29 Apr 2008, 3:17 pm

Granted! you are mummy wrapped in silk very tightly...

I wish Grizelda fell in love with me


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