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28 Feb 2012, 7:56 pm

Autism is caused by celebrating Leap Day, which is tommorow.


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28 Feb 2012, 7:57 pm

Mithos wrote:
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Autism is caused by watching You-Tube on Sundays after church.
Then that must mean I'm Autistic then, Thanks for the diagnosis, Doctor! :lol:


You're welcome! :lol: :wink:


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29 Feb 2012, 6:47 pm

Autism is caused by being perfect. :)


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29 Feb 2012, 8:17 pm

Autism is caused by celebrating Leap Day on non-leap years. :lol:


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02 Mar 2012, 5:42 am

Autism is caused by time travel paradoxes.



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02 Mar 2012, 6:31 pm

Autism is caused by spending too long in the shower.


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09 Mar 2012, 7:47 am

bananas.


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09 Mar 2012, 7:58 am

CO2.

here's why:

http://translate.google.dk/translate?sl ... yk&act=url

(via google translate)

my additional remarks:

if the above article is true… than the rise in autism also coincides with the global rise of CO2… and could be the cause.

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09 Mar 2012, 8:57 am

... Atheism


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10 Mar 2012, 12:06 am

Autism is caused by Vulcans and Time Lords breeding with humans in ancient times.


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10 Mar 2012, 12:39 am

LSD



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23 Mar 2012, 12:40 am

Autism is caused by labels



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23 Mar 2012, 11:02 am

Autism is caused by exposure to the Untempered Schism while in the womb.


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24 Mar 2012, 9:50 am

Autism is caused by the ultimate expression of the mammals social structure :
'I am the leader'
unbequeathed, unfought and unexamined.
merely owned with no thought of the consequences


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24 Mar 2012, 3:59 pm

Je ne sais que :?:


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31 Mar 2012, 1:28 pm

Autism is caused by drinking a lot of alcohol.


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