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13 Jul 2022, 1:33 pm

:lol:

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13 Jul 2022, 2:49 pm

Was expelled from prison for being too violent with other prisoners.


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13 Jul 2022, 2:56 pm

Can blow a balloon up with his bum


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13 Jul 2022, 3:38 pm

Ran away laughing with said balloon.


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13 Jul 2022, 3:40 pm

:lol: :lol: You guys!

*Sits back and reads*


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13 Jul 2022, 3:42 pm

Is a firestarter... throws a match and sits back eating popcorn.


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13 Jul 2022, 7:16 pm

Works as a Prince Andrew impersonator



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14 Jul 2022, 6:53 am

Works as a Monica Lewinsky impersonator. :P


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14 Jul 2022, 7:23 am

Built a massive trampoline so the cow could jump over the moon.


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14 Jul 2022, 8:20 am

Spends his days binge-watching online cat videos



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14 Jul 2022, 8:21 am

Lifts one leg and waters lamp posts.


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14 Jul 2022, 8:24 am

Subsists entirely on radishes and custard



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14 Jul 2022, 8:54 am

Plants custards in order to grow radishes.


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14 Jul 2022, 9:05 am

Collects empty toothpaste tubes as a hobby



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14 Jul 2022, 12:28 pm

Fills empty toothpaste tubes with soap and chilli powder.


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15 Jul 2022, 6:14 am

Crochets dainty doilies out of human hair