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Radish
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16 Jul 2022, 7:03 am

Batters bartered batteries.


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16 Jul 2022, 7:05 am

Likes licking batteries


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16 Jul 2022, 7:09 am

Likes licking lamp posts.


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16 Jul 2022, 7:14 am

Only eats egg shells


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16 Jul 2022, 7:34 am

Uses ground-up egg shells instead of sugar in her coffee



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16 Jul 2022, 7:35 am

Is the world's first plant based person


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16 Jul 2022, 7:44 am

Takes her pet lentil for walks in the park



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16 Jul 2022, 7:45 am

Goes to sleep in a walnut shell


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16 Jul 2022, 8:02 am

Talks to Peg Powler



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16 Jul 2022, 8:04 am

Is made of elastic bands and sellotape


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16 Jul 2022, 8:21 am

Goes swimming with the water babies



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16 Jul 2022, 8:24 am

Still buys cassette tapes from woolworths


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16 Jul 2022, 8:49 am

Still buys chocolate cigarettes. Gimme some now! :x


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16 Jul 2022, 8:53 am

Eats soap


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16 Jul 2022, 8:54 am

Eats Boris Johnson's used soap!


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16 Jul 2022, 9:02 am

Drinks Johnsons bath water


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