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Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Aaargh....you know where I'm going to go from here....
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 73,656Location: UK
I don't think I wanna know grossWas born wearing roller skates
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 64Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Was born without a head!
Was born as a Radish
Was never born.
Was born and then went back
Wasn't born, was hewn from a rock face by satanic worshippers.
Built a sand castle on the moon
Was arrested for mooning on the beach.
Survived the sinking of the titanic
longshot Veteran
Joined: 4 Dec 2018Gender: MalePosts: 7,037Location: In some fictional location
Is the reincarnation Anne Boelyn
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 62Gender: FemalePosts: 9,710Location: Australia
Is the reincarnation of Anne Boleyn's pet spaniel
Had to have an emergency CT scan after hitting her head on a bouncy castle.
Bounces to work every day on her pogo stick
Goes to work in a canoe
Used to be a frog before Mrs Radish kissed him.