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Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 65Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Goes to the pond every night hoping a toad will kiss her
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 63Gender: FemalePosts: 9,717Location: Australia
Kissed a princess and turned her into a frog
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Turned into a frog after Radish kissed her.
(Don't think Mrs Radish or Mr jennyishere would approve of any such shenanigans!)Is strangely attracted to amphibians
Is really a reptile wearing a human skin.
Is really a root vegetable that thinks it's human
OMG That explains why I'm in a vegetative state!
Tends to wilt in hot weather
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 78,065Location: UK
Has a wet nose
Drools while eating
Drools when watching people eat
Rossall Veteran
Joined: 20 Oct 2021Age: 54Gender: MalePosts: 6,339Location: Manchester, UK
Helps develop exotic new flavours of Pot Noodle
longshot Veteran
Joined: 4 Dec 2018Gender: MalePosts: 7,037Location: In some fictional location
Is known to talk to Rothgo
Is not known to talk to anyone but Ronald McDonald.
Offers himself to people as Christmas dinner.
Offers herself to be stuffed with sage and onion.