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Radish
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17 Jul 2022, 6:39 am

Goes to the pond every night hoping a toad will kiss her


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17 Jul 2022, 6:49 am

Kissed a princess and turned her into a frog



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17 Jul 2022, 7:12 am

Turned into a frog after Radish kissed her. 8O


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17 Jul 2022, 7:16 am

(Don't think Mrs Radish or Mr jennyishere would approve of any such shenanigans!)

Is strangely attracted to amphibians



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17 Jul 2022, 7:27 am

Is really a reptile wearing a human skin.


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17 Jul 2022, 7:39 am

Is really a root vegetable that thinks it's human



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17 Jul 2022, 7:39 am

OMG That explains why I'm in a vegetative state! 8O


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17 Jul 2022, 7:45 am

Tends to wilt in hot weather



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17 Jul 2022, 7:49 am

Has a wet nose


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17 Jul 2022, 7:52 am

Drools while eating



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17 Jul 2022, 8:34 am

Drools when watching people eat


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17 Jul 2022, 8:47 am

Helps develop exotic new flavours of Pot Noodle


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17 Jul 2022, 9:07 am

Is known to talk to Rothgo



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17 Jul 2022, 9:22 am

Is not known to talk to anyone but Ronald McDonald.


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17 Jul 2022, 9:46 am

Offers himself to people as Christmas dinner. :P


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17 Jul 2022, 9:47 am

Offers herself to be stuffed with sage and onion. 8O


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