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Radish
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18 Jul 2022, 11:49 am

Sings "New York, New York" every morning he wakes up.


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18 Jul 2022, 12:43 pm

Entices naked superhero's to plant rose bushes in his garden. 8O


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18 Jul 2022, 1:46 pm

Documents everything with her camera and posts it on YouTube. Has ten million subscribers.


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18 Jul 2022, 3:52 pm

Continues to provide me with questionable material. 8O


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18 Jul 2022, 3:57 pm

Frequently get raided by the questionable material police.


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19 Jul 2022, 2:38 am

Went to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat



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19 Jul 2022, 3:04 am

Jenny I'm sure you did that one a decade ago! Radish with a long memory.

Laughed and jumped over the moon.


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19 Jul 2022, 3:26 am

Maybe, way back when you were a kind-faced old Asian gentleman!

Fell down and broke his crown



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19 Jul 2022, 3:29 am

Tripped me up! :(


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19 Jul 2022, 3:34 am

Finally stopped moaning and applied the vinegar and brown paper



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19 Jul 2022, 4:32 am

I didn't mind that but I did object to your application of the leeches.


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19 Jul 2022, 5:16 am

Unreasonably objected to a few healthy, organic leeches being applied to his broken crown



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19 Jul 2022, 5:23 am

She actually applied an octopus, then slapped him with a shark when he started complaining. 8O


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19 Jul 2022, 5:23 am

Has kept me awake all night.


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19 Jul 2022, 5:27 am

Made me hang out on her ceiling last night. :roll:


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19 Jul 2022, 5:30 am

Left suspicious little wet marks on my ceiling last night.


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