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Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 64Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Sings "New York, New York" every morning he wakes up.
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Entices naked superhero's to plant rose bushes in his garden.
Documents everything with her camera and posts it on YouTube. Has ten million subscribers.
Continues to provide me with questionable material.
Frequently get raided by the questionable material police.
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 62Gender: FemalePosts: 9,710Location: Australia
Went to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat
Jenny I'm sure you did that one a decade ago! Radish with a long memory. Laughed and jumped over the moon.
Maybe, way back when you were a kind-faced old Asian gentleman!Fell down and broke his crown
Tripped me up!
Finally stopped moaning and applied the vinegar and brown paper
I didn't mind that but I did object to your application of the leeches.
Unreasonably objected to a few healthy, organic leeches being applied to his broken crown
She actually applied an octopus, then slapped him with a shark when he started complaining.
IsabellaLinton Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2017Gender: FemalePosts: 72,421Location: Chez Quis
Has kept me awake all night.
Made me hang out on her ceiling last night.
Left suspicious little wet marks on my ceiling last night.