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19 Jul 2022, 6:42 am

Is actually a small insectivorous bat



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19 Jul 2022, 6:42 am

Too much information you two. ;-)


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19 Jul 2022, 6:45 am

Is also a bat, but is large and fruitivorous



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19 Jul 2022, 6:49 am

Has two hollow canine teeth and no reflection in mirrors.


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19 Jul 2022, 6:51 am

Sucks the juice from innocent radishes to attain eternal life



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19 Jul 2022, 7:09 am

Sucks the venom from snakes and spits it out at passerby's for fun.


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19 Jul 2022, 7:19 am

Holds the world record for peeling the most potatoes in 60 seconds



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19 Jul 2022, 8:13 am

I am rather good at peeling potatoes!

Can catch and bounce a basketball....with her tongue.


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19 Jul 2022, 2:00 pm

Can shoot snooker balls with her butt.


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19 Jul 2022, 9:14 pm

Invented the basnooka, a bazooka that shoots out snooker balls.


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20 Jul 2022, 3:42 am

Invented the cubic shaped snooker ball to make the game more fun.


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20 Jul 2022, 6:07 am

Will only eat food that is cube-shaped



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20 Jul 2022, 7:23 am

Throws ice cubes at strangers when it's winter. Throws hot tea at them in the summer.


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20 Jul 2022, 7:26 am

Invites strangers home and serves them hot tea with ice cubes



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20 Jul 2022, 7:54 am

Can air guitar like a pro.


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20 Jul 2022, 1:24 pm

Can play the fool very well. :P


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