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jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 62Gender: FemalePosts: 9,710Location: Australia
Wears socks on his hands and gloves on his feet
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Wears socks on her ears and butt to look like her avatar.
Filters her coffee through a sock to improve the flavor
Cornflake Administrator
Joined: 30 Oct 2010Gender: MalePosts: 68,556Location: Over there
Whistles when pressed.
Squeaks when startled
Does Churchill impressions, in Danish.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 73,724Location: UK
Drinks milk straight from the cow
Eats cows straight from the field.
longshot Veteran
Joined: 4 Dec 2018Gender: MalePosts: 7,037Location: In some fictional location
Is hiding out in the Atlantic Ocean
Is battery powered.
don't be silly...Runs off a fusion reactor
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 64Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Runs off a test tube of fermenting algae.
Is steam powered
Is full of hot air.
Can fart the national anthem
goes around stealing people's scones.