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23 Jul 2022, 8:28 am

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23 Jul 2022, 8:49 am

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23 Jul 2022, 9:55 am

Inventor of the junior plastic strangler's kit.


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23 Jul 2022, 9:57 am

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23 Jul 2022, 11:23 am

Is really a dolphin in drag.


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23 Jul 2022, 11:33 am

Can do the rubiks cube in minus 10 seconds


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23 Jul 2022, 2:42 pm

Tried to eat one in ten seconds, and actually managed it in five.


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23 Jul 2022, 2:46 pm

Has been drinking that cocktail for the last 11 years


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23 Jul 2022, 3:09 pm

Solves the Rubix cube by peeling off all the colour labels and re-attaching them.


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23 Jul 2022, 3:25 pm

Sometimes howls at the moon.


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23 Jul 2022, 3:26 pm

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23 Jul 2022, 3:27 pm

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23 Jul 2022, 3:27 pm

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23 Jul 2022, 3:31 pm

Uses them to demonstrate how much space there is in a room. Can also be hired to perform this service.


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23 Jul 2022, 3:39 pm

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23 Jul 2022, 3:49 pm

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