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jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 62Gender: FemalePosts: 9,710Location: Australia
Likes to chew balloons instead of chewing gum
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 73,725Location: UK
Goes to shopping dressed as a garden gnome
Cornflake Administrator
Joined: 30 Oct 2010Gender: MalePosts: 68,556Location: Over there
Inventor of the junior plastic strangler's kit.
Has a pet bee in his bonnet
Is really a dolphin in drag.
Can do the rubiks cube in minus 10 seconds
Tried to eat one in ten seconds, and actually managed it in five.
Has been drinking that cocktail for the last 11 years
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 64Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Solves the Rubix cube by peeling off all the colour labels and re-attaching them.
Sometimes howls at the moon.
Sometimes sleeps up a tree
Yodels in public.
Talks to stray cats
Uses them to demonstrate how much space there is in a room. Can also be hired to perform this service.
Has a favourite carrot
Washes clothes with cheese.