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23 Jul 2022, 3:51 pm

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23 Jul 2022, 3:53 pm

Drives a spin dryer.


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23 Jul 2022, 3:56 pm

Has a jar of spare time


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23 Jul 2022, 7:07 pm

Chocolate cheesecake hoarder! Gimme!


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23 Jul 2022, 10:24 pm

Once dated the Loch Ness Monster



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24 Jul 2022, 4:48 am

Drained Loch Ness to find the monster ... and didn't tell anyone what she found. 8O


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24 Jul 2022, 5:28 am

Spotted something strange in the Brisbane River



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24 Jul 2022, 5:35 am

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24 Jul 2022, 5:56 am

Fell out of her tree.


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24 Jul 2022, 7:19 am

Is made of play dough


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24 Jul 2022, 7:21 am

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24 Jul 2022, 7:27 am

Is made of elastic bands and toothpaste


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24 Jul 2022, 7:30 am

Has four elbows and no knees



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24 Jul 2022, 7:38 am

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24 Jul 2022, 7:42 am

Has no eyes and finds her way around using sonar.


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24 Jul 2022, 7:46 am

Radish has no nose, so do you know how he smells?
Terrible!