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Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 64Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Sniff, sniff, oh hello Jenny.
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 62Gender: FemalePosts: 9,710Location: Australia
Radish is all mixed up- his nose runs and his feet smell!
Good one.Greets friends by sniffing their butt
Greets friends by slapping them with a wet radish
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 73,725Location: UK
Greets people by throwing a cup of water on them
Greets total strangers by tweaking their noses
Greets total strangers by picking their noses
Scares the neighbours by smiling at them
Likes to sniff hose pipes
Has a vestigial tail
(We have one anyway don't we, the coccyx ? )Has scales, not skin.
Cornflake Administrator
Joined: 30 Oct 2010Gender: MalePosts: 68,556Location: Over there
Has plastic knees and reversible shins.
Has a fully bionic brain. The six million dollar breakfast cereal.
Wrote songs for David Bowie
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Is terrified of adultbirds.
Has a phobia of knowing where she is