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30 Apr 2008, 8:56 am

Granted! it is now considered cool to get a toilet and bathroom sink installed for free.

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Granted, only you'll die from a heat stroke :(


I wish i didnt die from heat stroke living under my giant heavy sticky sweaty girlfriend


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30 Apr 2008, 10:36 am

Granted. Instead, she dies of a heat stroke and you're trapped under her rotting cadaver.

I wish I could download visual memories to my computer, as jpegs or mpegs.


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30 Apr 2008, 10:39 am

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Granted. Instead, she dies of a heat stroke and you're trapped under her rotting cadaver.

I wish I could download visual memories to my computer, as jpegs or mpegs.


Granted! but to plug in you gotta STAB your head with a really sharp USB cable that hurts like hell every time... and you can only download at 5MB per second and each video is such high definition that they wind up being 5GB per minute of video!

I wish my girlfriend didnt die of heat stroke


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30 Apr 2008, 11:33 am

Granted, she comes back to life as a zombie and eats you.

I wish I were more confident.



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30 Apr 2008, 11:37 am

Granted! confident in using the toilet!

I wish she was not a zombie and didnt eat me


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30 Apr 2008, 12:24 pm

Granted, she morphs into a gorilla.

I wish I could find a new modem.



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30 Apr 2008, 12:31 pm

Granted! its slow as hell!! !

I wish my girlfriend were not a gorilla


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30 Apr 2008, 1:20 pm

Granted, you become a gorilla instead.

I wish I could quit smoking.



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30 Apr 2008, 1:26 pm

Granted! but you dont quit drinking alcohol by the gallon per day

I wish i werent a gorilla


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30 Apr 2008, 1:53 pm

Granted, U rang a tang instead?

I wish I could get all my work done by next week.



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30 Apr 2008, 2:21 pm

Granted, but it bursts into flames the second you finish.

I wish I could let things go easier.



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30 Apr 2008, 2:24 pm

Granted! you let go of WP

I wish to swim in liquid neoprene


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30 Apr 2008, 2:35 pm

Granted, (just that, granted)

I wish Strapples wasn't so obsessed with rubber associated things or blood cuffs.



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30 Apr 2008, 2:43 pm

Granted, he becomes obsessed with destruction and destroys the world.

I wish I had a clue.



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30 Apr 2008, 2:45 pm

Granted, but you forget what you are trying to solve anyway.

I wish I also had a clue :wink:



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30 Apr 2008, 2:51 pm

Not Granted! world is destroyed!

I wish we were all alive the world was un destroyed and i was back to being obsessed with rubber related things and blood pressure cuffs and straps and hugs


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