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Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Steps on Cornflake because the crispy sound pleases him.
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 64Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Tries to encourage Cornflake to make a snap, crackle and pop sound instead.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 73,725Location: UK
Sings for his supper at the Shangri-la
Is a member of the cats chorus and sings for her supper of a sardine.
Ends every sentence with a fart
Passes more wind than a wind turbine. What have you been eating?
Donates his wind to struggling wind farms
Flies everywhere on the wind using her ginormous ears as sails.
longshot Veteran
Joined: 4 Dec 2018Gender: MalePosts: 7,037Location: In some fictional location
Is Rothgo from," Into the Labyrinth" 1982
Lives in a house made of cake
Rossall Veteran
Joined: 20 Oct 2021Age: 53Gender: MalePosts: 5,938Location: Manchester, UK
Has a matchbox full of miniature mummies.
Let me eat his house. Is baking a new one for him...
Will turn into a cake one day
Keeps human remains under her bed.
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 62Gender: FemalePosts: 9,710Location: Australia
Grows mushrooms under her bed
Grows mushroom between her toes.