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25 Jul 2022, 9:30 am

Steps on Cornflake because the crispy sound pleases him.


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25 Jul 2022, 9:43 am

Tries to encourage Cornflake to make a snap, crackle and pop sound instead.


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25 Jul 2022, 9:56 am

Sings for his supper at the Shangri-la


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25 Jul 2022, 11:28 am

Is a member of the cats chorus and sings for her supper of a sardine.


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25 Jul 2022, 11:29 am

Ends every sentence with a fart


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25 Jul 2022, 11:30 am

Passes more wind than a wind turbine. What have you been eating?


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25 Jul 2022, 11:31 am

Donates his wind to struggling wind farms


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25 Jul 2022, 11:33 am

Flies everywhere on the wind using her ginormous ears as sails.


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25 Jul 2022, 11:58 am

Is Rothgo from," Into the Labyrinth" 1982



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25 Jul 2022, 1:20 pm

Lives in a house made of cake


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25 Jul 2022, 1:24 pm

Has a matchbox full of miniature mummies.


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25 Jul 2022, 1:24 pm

Let me eat his house. Is baking a new one for him...


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25 Jul 2022, 1:34 pm

Will turn into a cake one day


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25 Jul 2022, 6:11 pm

Keeps human remains under her bed.


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26 Jul 2022, 2:18 am

Grows mushrooms under her bed



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26 Jul 2022, 3:43 am

Grows mushroom between her toes.


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