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jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 62Gender: FemalePosts: 9,710Location: Australia
Grows radish leaves on his head instead of hair
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 64Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Has snakes instead of hair... just don't look at her, the result is petrifying.
Chuckster Toucan
Joined: 14 Jul 2022Gender: FemalePosts: 255
Has a pet snake that he takes on a leash every second Tuesday.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 73,725Location: UK
Has been married 43 times to the same person
Can read my life like a fortune cookie.
Keeps her divorce lawyer on speed-dial... along with the registry office.
Founder member of the progressive bowel movement political party
Banned for starting constipating large intestine slumber party.
Cornflake Administrator
Joined: 30 Oct 2010Gender: MalePosts: 68,560Location: Over there
Keeps a pet Biro named Kevin.
Legally changed his name to Kevin Cornflake
Keeps a pet cornflake called Crunchy.
Once composed a love song featuring cornflakes
Composed a love song to her compost heap.
Is fuelled by coffee grouts.
Confused his fellow golfers when placing his golf ball on a Teacup to strike it.
longshot Veteran
Joined: 4 Dec 2018Gender: MalePosts: 7,037Location: In some fictional location
conducts walking tours along the Silk Road at nighttime.