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jennyishere
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26 Jul 2022, 6:34 am

Grows radish leaves on his head instead of hair



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26 Jul 2022, 7:34 am

Has snakes instead of hair... just don't look at her, the result is petrifying.


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26 Jul 2022, 12:27 pm

Has a pet snake that he takes on a leash every second Tuesday.


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26 Jul 2022, 12:43 pm

Has been married 43 times to the same person


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26 Jul 2022, 1:04 pm

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Can read my life like a fortune cookie. 8O


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26 Jul 2022, 1:07 pm

Keeps her divorce lawyer on speed-dial... along with the registry office.


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26 Jul 2022, 1:17 pm

Founder member of the progressive bowel movement political party


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26 Jul 2022, 3:10 pm

Banned for starting constipating large intestine slumber party.


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26 Jul 2022, 5:21 pm

Keeps a pet Biro named Kevin.


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27 Jul 2022, 2:25 am

Legally changed his name to Kevin Cornflake



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27 Jul 2022, 4:15 am

Keeps a pet cornflake called Crunchy.


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27 Jul 2022, 5:21 am

Once composed a love song featuring cornflakes



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27 Jul 2022, 5:25 am

Composed a love song to her compost heap.


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27 Jul 2022, 7:42 am

Is fuelled by coffee grouts.


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27 Jul 2022, 9:58 am

Confused his fellow golfers when placing his golf ball on a Teacup to strike it.


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27 Jul 2022, 10:45 am

conducts walking tours along the Silk Road at nighttime.