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27 Jul 2022, 2:34 pm

Buys a new pair of shoes every day


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27 Jul 2022, 2:35 pm

Sells her shoes everyday to longshot so she can buy new ones.


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27 Jul 2022, 2:39 pm

Stole all the laces


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27 Jul 2022, 3:12 pm

Eats laces instead of spaghetti.


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27 Jul 2022, 4:02 pm

Speaks fluent newt.


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27 Jul 2022, 4:07 pm

Wrote a newt dictionary, grammar, and workbook.


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27 Jul 2022, 4:22 pm

Writes posts with a quill.


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27 Jul 2022, 5:04 pm

Eats his cornflakes with a quilled spoon.


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27 Jul 2022, 5:06 pm

Has wheels.


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27 Jul 2022, 5:19 pm

Keeps a pet whale in a fishbowl.


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28 Jul 2022, 12:58 am

Is allergic to whales



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28 Jul 2022, 3:03 am

Answers her phone with "You have five seconds to state your business..."


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28 Jul 2022, 6:32 am

Went searching for his purpose and came back with a porpoise instead



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28 Jul 2022, 9:32 am

Goes around impersonating department store mannequins



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28 Jul 2022, 10:10 am

Goes around undressing department store mannequins. 8O


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28 Jul 2022, 11:11 am

Was born on a park bench


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