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jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 62Gender: FemalePosts: 9,710Location: Australia
Has a pet rock named Marvin
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Threw Marvin into a well and gave him a football named Wilson.
Also has a golf ball named Millicent
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 82,553Location: United Kingdom
Bowls bouncers at her own head using a very advanced cricket ball.
Cornflake Administrator
Joined: 30 Oct 2010Gender: MalePosts: 68,562Location: Over there
Is rumored to be mostly ocelot.
Was a Soggy Cornflake for one day.
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 64Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Sucked the milk right out of Cornflake! (oh, err, that sounds more dodgy than I intended!)
Likes to decorate lampposts with small pieces of string
Has wheels.
Has three legs, all with left feet
Is three feet tall, of which two feet of her height is her neck.
longshot Veteran
Joined: 4 Dec 2018Gender: MalePosts: 7,037Location: In some fictional location
Is an actual hobbit
Has a part time hobby as a hobbit wearing a habit.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 73,782Location: UK
Has three left feet
Has a collection of Hobbit feet in her freezer.
Collects tree bark