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Hugs granted, not sure about the other things though

I wish for ?

Granted! you wish that i was back to being obsessed with rubber related things and blood pressure cuffs and straps and hugs! and it works! but you are now tortured by me and my obsessions!! !

I wish tallyman didnt hate my obsessions so much!

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Granted, we all have our obsessions

I wish I didn't have mine.

Granted! you dont have yours but now you become hugely obsessed with rubber related things and blood pressure cuffs and straps and hugs

I wish more people had obsessions like mine

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Granted, but since everyone else likes them, they are not as special to you.

I wish I had free texting.

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Granted! free texting to your mother only!! !

I wish only one other person on earth were obsessed with the things i am,... and that person would be my girlfriend who i shall meet in exactly 24 hours.

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Granted, but she's really skinny

I wish I had a larger stock of liquor

Granted! cheap liquor

I wish she was not skinny!

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Granted, she is the size of a cow. Unfortunately she has become one too.

I wish all my work was done.

Granted, but it is done wrong.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted! stolen from the new york fed!

I wish to own the London Stock Exchange

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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Granted, just as recession hits and you have to give all your money to the Bank of England to bale out the banking sector.

I wish for world peace, no poverty and hunger and a million quid in my bank account please (hell if I get a wish it might as well be a big one)

Granted! but this sends the world into an economic failure causing the entire population to die due to lack of money healthcare and necessities... enjoy your death... while i escape to my mars colony that i built with what remaining money i had to bail out the banking sector!

I wish to own the Royal Bank Of Scottland

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but your cheque (check in American) bounces and you are charged with fraud and sent to prison for 20 years.

I wish my new modem would arrive quickly.

Granted! but it arrives DOA (dead on arrival)

I wish my cheque didnt bounce... (i know what a cheque is already... bloody bastard...)

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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Granted, but it was not the one you ordered, and tech support did not help.

I wish warp tecnology was here...NOW!