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20 May 2012, 9:45 pm

Autism is caused by eating green bananas in the first trimester.

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20 May 2012, 11:35 pm

Autism is caused by being a member of a cult of shoehorn wielding maniacs that ride around on taco gazelles and fight pineapple rancors. This cult is known as the Order of the Ivory Shoehorn.

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22 May 2012, 4:39 am

Spending excessive amounts of time on Internet forums that discuss autism at length.

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22 May 2012, 5:14 am

Autism is cause by residual radiation in the air after a nuclear disaster.

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22 May 2012, 7:13 am

autism is caused by polar shifts

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22 May 2012, 8:37 am

Autism is caused by believing that it exists. POOF!

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22 May 2012, 9:49 pm

Autism is caused by watching Wheel of Fortune in the second trimester.

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23 May 2012, 11:15 am

Autism is caused by eating stale Cheerios with pepperoni

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24 May 2012, 2:01 pm

Autism is caused by a glitch in the Matrix.

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24 May 2012, 2:06 pm

Autism is caused by your parents not bonding with you when you were a baby.

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24 May 2012, 10:58 pm

It's caused by a conspiracy, consisting of every 17th person who posts in this thread.

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30 May 2012, 2:26 am

Autism is caused by the government wanting to create slave workers who prefer working over social interaction.

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30 May 2012, 11:30 am

Autism is caused from peanut brittle

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