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06 Aug 2022, 5:37 am

Swallowed a bunch of razor blades to ensure he was sliced in equal lengths for my soup. :twisted:

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06 Aug 2022, 6:10 am

I thought the meal you served me had a peculiar texture in my mouth! Murderer!

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06 Aug 2022, 6:12 am

Plays in a mollusc band.

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06 Aug 2022, 6:19 am

Plays the tamborine in a string quartet.

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06 Aug 2022, 7:59 am

Plays the tambourine in the library

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06 Aug 2022, 8:49 am

Plays soothing music to people at supermarket checkouts.

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06 Aug 2022, 11:14 am

Haunts queues.

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06 Aug 2022, 11:16 am

Collects kit kat wrappers from the 1970's

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06 Aug 2022, 12:16 pm

Hoards thousands of bars of Kit Kit in her home just in case they ever stop making them.

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06 Aug 2022, 12:20 pm

Turns into a wild animal at the thought of a two finger kitkat

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06 Aug 2022, 12:49 pm

Prefers four finger.

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06 Aug 2022, 1:23 pm

:lol: how do you know

Once ate five fried king-sized Mars bars in one sitting

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06 Aug 2022, 1:59 pm

Likes Iron Brew on her cornflakes along with a sprinkling of dead people ashes.

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06 Aug 2022, 4:56 pm

Is made from Soylent Green.

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07 Aug 2022, 3:03 am

Is fully compostable

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07 Aug 2022, 3:55 am

Her dog runs its own composting business.

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