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29 Mar 2007, 2:56 pm

She is beautiful, kind and wise but my kingdom is small and plagued with flowers.


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29 Mar 2007, 2:58 pm

Deal. I'd like to have a floral principality. :D


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29 Mar 2007, 3:00 pm

I will tell her to pack and bring you some hedgehogs.


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29 Mar 2007, 3:05 pm

Why is she packing her bags? I thought I'd be moving to my new kingdom. Aren't you already there?


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29 Mar 2007, 3:07 pm

She will bring it with her also ... I said it was small...


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29 Mar 2007, 3:14 pm

So... is it just a bouquet of flowers? :?

I knew I should have asked for pictures.


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29 Mar 2007, 3:32 pm

Dispatched as promised ... now juggle!


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29 Mar 2007, 3:38 pm

8O I think you may have switched the beauty of daughter and kingdom...


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29 Mar 2007, 3:43 pm

... you have seven days ...


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29 Mar 2007, 3:47 pm

Can I just have the kingdom? You can keep the daughter and hedgehogs. :roll:


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29 Mar 2007, 3:49 pm

You must perform 3 tasks of great skill and daring...


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29 Mar 2007, 4:01 pm

Does anyone else want alexbeetle's daughter? :roll:


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29 Mar 2007, 4:10 pm

no! no! don`t send her back...!


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29 Mar 2007, 4:11 pm

alexbeetle wrote:
Jameson - can you juggle kittens?


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I can juggle rabbits (stuffed animals)... I have tons of stuffed animals, but no kittens in the collection. Send me some ball-shaped kitten stuffed animals and I'll juggle them for you.


alexbeetle wrote:
Can you juggle hedgehogs?

I will give you half my kingdom and my daughter for your wife...


Jameson wrote:
Is she pretty?

I could probably juggle hedgehogs with proper gloves.


alexbeetle wrote:
She is beautiful, kind and wise but my kingdom is small and plagued with flowers.


Jameson wrote:
Deal. I'd like to have a floral principality.


alexbeetle wrote:
I will tell her to pack and bring you some hedgehogs.


Jameson wrote:
Why is she packing her bags? I thought I'd be moving to my new kingdom. Aren't you already there?


alexbeetle wrote:
She will bring it with her also ... I said it was small...


Jameson wrote:
So... is it just a bouquet of flowers?

I knew I should have asked for pictures.


alexbeetle wrote:
Dispatched as promised ... now juggle!


Jameson wrote:
I think you may have switched the beauty of daughter and kingdom...


alexbeetle wrote:
... you have seven days ...


Jameson wrote:
Can I just have the kingdom? You can keep the daughter and hedgehogs. :roll:


alexbeetle wrote:
You must perform 3 tasks of great skill and daring...


Jameson wrote:
Does anyone else want alexbeetle's daughter?


alexbeetle wrote:
no! no! don`t send her back...!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! One of the funniest conversations ive seen on here in a while... :star: for alexbeetle and Jameson.... maybe we couold get lightining88 to make a one off comic strip for it.... :lol:


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29 Mar 2007, 4:13 pm

Thank you, AftL. Performances are nightly all week from 7:00 to 8:30. :D


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29 Mar 2007, 4:13 pm

Yes, this is definitely my favourite thread :) I walk round the house chuckling when I've read the posts here. It should be published! 8)