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25 Nov 2009, 6:07 pm

... sitting in the grass.... a shiney object... a guitar pick

With the intials JM emblazen gold on silver.
The guitar was obviously the one time property of...

"So it was all real! She exclaimed! I really was on stage with jimi hendrix!

It wasnt just a dream!

But she wasnt alone in the open grassy field.

A gruff voiced ordered "gimmie that guitar pick".

She looked up.. it was a nasty looking thug in a leather jacket. Gimmie the pick" he repeated with his hand outstretched.... his other hand finger a concealed weapon in this jacket



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25 Nov 2009, 6:15 pm

However, the guy failed miserably and got chased by her dogs =]


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25 Nov 2009, 6:34 pm

After reflecting on some really weird Scottish movies about killing people off who come to apply for a room in the share house...... they found that ethics had been shown the door some years ago.... where had they gone?..... the hunt was on to track down those elusive ethics....they'd abandoned all to mayhem.......they need to be put to account..



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25 Nov 2009, 8:02 pm

CockneyRebel was on her Vespa, wearing a Kinks T-shirt.


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26 Nov 2009, 1:51 am

...Clutching the Jimi Hendrix pick, she walked towards the Vespa, but it slowly faded out of existence, like a mirage. In fact, the entire landscape fell out of existence, just like a mirage. It was just her and the guitar pick - her and the guitar pick.

Immediately, she began to think: you know, my situation seems contrived by some great author for his literary entertainment... or perhaps it's a committee of authors!, and as the landscape faded into bleak monochrome...



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26 Nov 2009, 2:53 am

...she saw herself in a black-and-white television, and whatever she was doing was actually recorded.



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26 Nov 2009, 10:59 am

However, there's a twist, what was being recorded happened 10 years ago....


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30 Nov 2009, 11:57 am

When she finally realized it happened so long ago,

she decided that she would go out to find Kurt Cobain's Grave and place flowers on it after she...



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30 Nov 2009, 6:19 pm

was too shocked and cried for hero to come back....

Then everything went pitch black, before you know it, asar's avatar comes alive and...


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30 Nov 2009, 7:22 pm

started to chase her!
She was confused and scared, everything was dark around her.
She was running and running until she reached the opening of a cave. She suddenly stopped because...


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30 Nov 2009, 7:30 pm

She realised that she was stuck in bubble gum :cry: but she managed to make an lucky escape.. :)

Guess who returns from the dead? Ian (me) :D and he asks the girl the out.


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01 Dec 2009, 4:30 pm

And she flatly refused. She left and...



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01 Dec 2009, 4:59 pm

Ian started crying until the world started flooding..... "oh my.... why did I reject him? hes a hotty!"

There's now practically 99.9% of land left...


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01 Dec 2009, 5:19 pm

She did not say that at all, in fact she said "Where is my darling Prince Charming?"

All of a sudden a huge beam http://kay.smiley.free.fr/images/7409.gif falls on top of him and kills him.

She turned around and g



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01 Dec 2009, 5:23 pm

cried.... waaaaaaaaaaaah.... she ran to him and found ian to be.... a puppet? 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

"having one of your illusions there?" said prince charming....


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01 Dec 2009, 5:47 pm

Then Homer Simpson came, so it was certain that she was having illusions. :P


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