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jocundthelilac
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12 Jan 2010, 2:35 pm

I love shower water.

Why did you eat my pizza?


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12 Jan 2010, 2:36 pm

Because it was there.

Why are you wearing my suit?



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12 Jan 2010, 2:42 pm

I like suits.

Why didn't you do your homework?


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12 Jan 2010, 2:48 pm

Because it was more fun to throw it in the swimming pool.

Why are you looking at me like that?



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12 Jan 2010, 2:50 pm

Because you have strange eating habits.

Why did you poke me in the eyes?!


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12 Jan 2010, 2:52 pm

Because they looked perty, and squishy.

Why did you write "BATS" on my forehead with a permanent black marker?



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12 Jan 2010, 3:16 pm

Because I thought you might like it.

Why haven't you finsh your Minato Tea?



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12 Jan 2010, 4:04 pm

Because I've been busy posting on WP.

Why didn't you take out the garbage?


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12 Jan 2010, 4:08 pm

Because I'm a bone idle, lazy, good for nothing sod!

Why didn't you take it out?


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12 Jan 2010, 4:19 pm

Because I'm a chubby, lazy slob.

Why didn't you clean the bathroom?


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12 Jan 2010, 4:22 pm

I did, but then I decided to take a bath and it got dirty again.

Why did you leave pubic hair stuck to the soap?!


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12 Jan 2010, 4:33 pm

:eew: I didn't do it... they did it.... 8O

Why haven't you downloaded my songs?


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12 Jan 2010, 4:36 pm

I've only got dial-up, your songs will be downloaded by December 2011.

Why haven't I received your Christmas card and present yet?


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12 Jan 2010, 4:38 pm

Postman got stuck in the snow... I guess thats gonna be a long wait...

Why haven't I received a valentines card from anyone?


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12 Jan 2010, 4:40 pm

Because you are a month early. Don't worry I'll send you one: :heart: :pig: :lol:

Why didn't you clear the snow away?


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12 Jan 2010, 4:59 pm

Cause I made a snowman.

Why have you miss the bus?