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butt den tha dragens mask fel off an it wuz KRUSTY THE CLOWN wif his hed atached 2 a DYNESOR wit WINGZ0!! ! "Moldyvorte dat samdich is mine!! !" an den he sed meo cuz he wuzs a nekoboi 2 OMG!! !! A NOO DIS SAMFVICH IS MINE! Molevord pulld out his magick wang an casted a speel!! and out of tha ground erruppted tha dreded TESTICLE MONSTR!! ! HOLY F*** teh krustydragan sighed an tryed 2 runn but itt wuz 2 L8!! teh tentikl monstr [I have decided to delete what was originally written here. I got carried away and it was far from appropriate for this board. In fact, I'm probably pushing it as it is]! !! ! jus liek Draco after that one nite wif Herpe...

then the krusty monstur danced around, and performed hes best agic trick which was to pull a rabbit out of a hat! the rabbit was very cue but it turned out that teh rabbit was really an transfigured Ran, and Ron was very terrified because moldyfert had tuned him into a bunny and also he was a krusty drgen and that is scary.

btfemgrfist!! ! Rolen manigd too sayy trhu his bunnay mouoth. litlle did evrwun no b ut Ton wax tryna worne them bout Rush Bimbough wuz sneking up behind them!! !! ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH i am gunna kil yu kuz yu r gay bisexual wikkkins who practis homosexual witchcraft n wizerdrey an i m a rapulican an rebubicanzz h8 u n ur satinizm an u wil dye!! !! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHNnnNRrgGGHh

Rush Bibough was a bad man, who thought everyone was bad. But he was also a wizard, despite his hate for them, and reminded everyone of Voldemort because of that fact. Rown was not happy being an bunny so he ran and tried to get to poot, bt the grip tht Krusty had on him was too tight...he struggled to escape to no avail. "Accio Roon!" yelled Hurry angrily!

an den dey all cryed cuz ron wuznty ashuly transfingeredx he wuz inside teh bunay adn ther wuz blod an ded buny prts everywer but den das wen Walmart relized he wuznt all ebil. Kwanzaanukah!! he speled at da peaces an dey wen back to livin bananay an erywun wuz hapy cuz voldmart wuz bringn bak erywun he killd evin herpes perints and dey all thru big party and moldyfart wuz an hero an he used his pooers fur gud thingz liek healn pplz and makin cakes an cookies an castin love spells so no more wore ore enythin lik that an ther wuz anothr big parti for Happymar (thats his name now!! OMG!!) but da happy didn last fur long cuz DEY FURGOT ALL ABOOT TRASH RIMBAUGH AN I BET U DID 2 OMFFG!! !! !! !! !!

although all seemed to be going well, by now the aliens had been given enough time to test the perimeter and crawl through the vents. "Watch out!" shouted Ripley but the black guy didn't move and the alien pulled him through the vent. "Arr me leg" said the black guy, he was sad, Ripley was angry.

then Chuck noris alked in an sed 'hey alein wuts that on yur shirt? an then tha alien looked down an chuck noric KNOCKED HIS HED OF with a finger andthen he make out wif Rick Astley his husband

Sonic noticed this Always Chaotic Evil spectacle, and did a huge gulp. He grabbed Shantae and Tails, sped off to a spare VID mask, then used it like an Extreme Gear. Jumping off at the top of the Gear's apex, Sonic fused with Shantae to make Hyper Sonic! Tails, having been near his comrades, became Super Tails. Knuckles, in Hyper form, joined up, forming Team Hyper with the boys. They punched TEH VOLDEMORTZ!1! in the face, and every single thing was reset. Even thyme.

Team Hyper then realized they had to go to the bathroom really, really, really badly, and teleported there in an instant.

Voldermort then confessd his undieing luv to sonic nd sonic howled at the moon coz hes really wolf spirit cretur and voldermurt kissed him on th lipps but sonic culdnt do it he had to save his tru luv taills. nd he then turned into his true wolf form and acted lyk a wolf

Sonic realized that Voldemort was warping reality. He killed Voldemort, reversing all of this extreme madness. And so, our story begins in a green field.

But it wasn't a green feld at all!! It was...... ??????

A mystery...... Not even I know and I am the autor!

Buts then! Suddenly! Sonic was shooted at by megaman and he rolled to side but was intercept by not have enough chaos emerald. "why you are the shoot?' asked hedgehod but megman did not answer and use'd the gun for win.

"noo"! sonic's! said knucles and tales and they were flying about becuse they suddenly apreared from nowere. Then megaman laughed because he was kill sonic and sonic was the die.

Knuckled tried to punch him but he was not punched he was fly away.

Then tales was cry and look sadly at knucles. "Hi knucles. we must save sonic's!;
"but talees he is dead.'""'
'I know but we gcan save him with the draagonbaaaalls"

Sonic woke up and decided to go to the port where Popeye lives and take down Bluto.

For it had all been a terrible terrible dream. Sonic walked down to the port, his head held up high. For the real reason why he wantud to take ot Bluto wasbecause he too wanted to date Olive Oyle11!!!11!!

Olive Oyl was a different woman today. Gone was the mousy, Shelley Duvall figure and voice, for she had ascended into a higher state of being. Breakdown: The legs and feet of Charlize Theron. The pelvis of Madison Paige from Heavy Rain. The navel of Halle Berry (Sonic could imagine himself introducing the primal scar to the aquatic desires of the serpent in his wide mouth). The breasts of Jamie Lee Curtis. Molly Ringwald's lips and eyes. No, Sonic gestured silently. It is a shame to even think of it here. He returned to his domain, and began to pleasure himself.

Suddenly, there she was. Olive Oyl, OMG!! !
Sonic lunged at this female frankenstein, to kiss here and do other things to her against her will.
But she wanted it anyway, because Sonic wanted it .

*SMOOCH* *KISSSS* *xxxPROFANITYxxx*