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in their ship

Once upon a time there was a sentient toilet in a public library near the school book depository this toilet was completely bat-sh** crazy and obscenely angry because they had misplaced their glasses beneath the bed of the man who was very discombobulated from constant bowel discomfort and the permanent bloating of his guts... Even so, the wombat would not succumb to any seductive overtures or success in complying with the demands of evil pirates. These pirates were gigantic horse people. They often rode the seven seas shoving right off as a herd of corpulent cattle in their ship, which was red

, destroyed the lanyard

Once upon a time there was a sentient toilet in a public library near the school book depository this toilet was completely bat-sh** crazy and obscenely angry because they had misplaced their glasses beneath the bed of the man who was very discombobulated from constant bowel discomfort and the permanent bloating of his guts... Even so, the wombat would not succumb to any seductive overtures or success in complying with the demands of evil pirates. These pirates were gigantic horse people. They often rode the seven seas shoving right off as a herd of corpulent cattle in their ship, which was red, destroyed the lanyard, and had no

ways of communication.

The toilet experienced

a sudden epiphany

and it went

away for winter.

on Mount Timpanogos

As the thunder

was loud as

the flatulence of

Rush Limbaugh's mom