Subvert A Song Title

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^ You're killing me.

If you ever want to pass time in church (I mean, if you ever have any reason to actually go)...just take the hymnal and add Under The Sheets to every title. My personal faves:

I Come With Joy

Ride On in Majesty

O For A Thousand Tongues

Are Ye Able

How Firm A Foundation

Nothing Between

O Love, How Deep

bowing and appreciative



i prefer on the sheets so i can see. typical visual guy i am.



on the sheets and pillow



in the saddle
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anyways, here are a few more, submitted for your approval-

only the bad live forever [only the good die young]
she wore two vervets [blue velvet]
i'll be at the bar [i'll be there]
don't bother, i'm going [hold on, i'm comin']
(i'm an) old man [soul man]
stool strain [mule train]

Rainy Afternoon (Sunny Afternoon)
I Am Like Everybody Else (I'm Not Like Everybody Else)
House In The City (House In The Country)
Wondergirl (Wonderboy)
Not A Shame (Such A Shame)
Big White Smoke (Big Black Smoke)
Don't You Laugh (Don't You Fret)
Stop Your Laughing (Stop Your Sobbing)
Sleeping In The Street (Dancing In The Street)
You Should Be Sad (You Shouldn't Be Sad)

New Feel - Kenny Rogers' Lucille
Missus Onnozel - Sytx's Mister Roboto
Go Away - Aerosmith's Walk This Way
Rip It - Devo's Whip It
Mock That Clobber - The Kinks' Stop Your Sobbing

staggering in moonshine [walking in sunshine]
doo-doo run run [do do ron ron]
ooze like a olestra user [walk like an egyptian]
mahmood the mohammedan [ahab the arab]
you've got to hide your stash away [you've got to hide your love away]
hardtack and oleo [bread and butter]
the day the septic went out in cleveland [the night the lights went out in georgia]
crunchy [raunchy]
hairy man [marianne]
roll over IRA [roll over beethoven]
get up tomorrow [get down tonight]

Stalk Miles Inertia = The Bangles' Walk Like an Egyptian
Genesis the Battle = Christina Aguilera's Genie in a Bottle
Boy Wonder = The Kinks' WonderBoy

zygotic putrefaction [psychotic reaction]
out of dimes [out of time]
2000 light beers from nome [2000 light years from home]
grandpa got run over by a gay bear [grandma got run over by a reindeer]
pimple-faced dweeb [pencil-neck geek]
dead yuppies [dead puppies]
SOL [SOS]
swishing twink [dancing queen]
the whinger takes the cake [the winner takes it all]
old brown loo [old brown shoe]
grandma got run over by a beer truck [grandma got run over by a reindeer]
the burro piles of texarkana [the yellow rose of texas]

Armadillo by Morning

sorry, that's all I got today...my humor is broken

it helps to listen to the radio while you're working on subverting the titles.

oops- i have one more i have to let out-

BRAP! pasadena poopoo [chattanooga choo-choo]

ah, i feel better now

Spellbound (By the Navel) [Spellbound (By the Devil)]
Sappy Little Loser [Happy Little Boozer]
Meth Unlimited [Death Unlimited]

LOL, silly. True, or if I do bands like the Beatles, that helps. Or is that cheating?

there is no such thing as cheating in this regard, unless you go to another forum with a similar theme and crib their notes. even then, as long as it is entertaining, no harm done.

i feel another one coming down...
PLOP! another one bites the crust [another one rides the bus]
now i should flush that one down straightaway...

there is no such thing as cheating in this regard, unless you go to another forum with a similar theme and crib their notes. even then, as long as it is entertaining, no harm done.
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IDK, those forum police can be pretty brutal. haha

Another Lick in the Hall (Another Brick in the Wall)
The Hogs are Poor (The Dogs of War)
Glad You're Gone (Wish You Were Here)
Whine On You Lazy Daschund (Shine On You Crazy Diamond--a repeat, I know, but one of my best lol and it goes with the Floyd theme I got workin' here)

you've got to ride your love today [you've got to hide your love away]
my sweet he's so fine [my sweet lord/he's so fine- google g. harrison copyright infringment case]
bobby baboon [rocky raccoon]
ride my unicycle [drive my car]
olden blunders [golden slumbers]
money dye [honey pie]
let it rot [let it be]
love my 'do [love me do]
my froggie [my bonnie]
you don't know my name, so bugger off! [you know my name, look up the number]
he's a tranny [she's a woman]

Rain in Crud (Reign in blood)

Symphony for a Nevil (sympathy for the devil)

Wookie bites (Boogie Nights)

unclaimed felony [unchained melody]
tranny [lady]
c'mon and flounder [c'mon and swim]