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20 Mar 2011, 3:54 pm

One day, when I was walking, I saw the Lawnmower Man mowing. He said, "What lawn needs mowin'?" I replied, "Why do you ask?" A cat walked by very cat-like. The smell of motor oil filled made me want to drive my car across the Brooklyn Bridge and play real-life Carmageddon with a goat. This wish will be granted by very happy pixies on my birthday.
The following day the Lawnmower Man ate a sandwich filled with cannabis and smoked the crack laced catnip from his hand. I was stunned. His dog looked crooked and snarled vulgar jokes at


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20 Mar 2011, 3:57 pm

One day, when I was walking, I saw the Lawnmower Man mowing. He said, "What lawn needs mowin'?" I replied, "Why do you ask?" A cat walked by very cat-like. The smell of motor oil filled made me want to drive my car across the Brooklyn Bridge and play real-life Carmageddon with a goat. This wish will be granted by very happy pixies on my birthday.
The following day the Lawnmower Man ate a sandwich filled with cannabis and smoked the crack laced catnip from his hand. I was stunned. His dog looked crooked and snarled vulgar jokes at the condom dispenser


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20 Mar 2011, 3:57 pm

One day, when I was walking, I saw the Lawnmower Man mowing. He said, "What lawn needs mowin'?" I replied, "Why do you ask?" A cat walked by very cat-like. The smell of motor oil filled made me want to drive my car across the Brooklyn Bridge and play real-life Carmageddon with a goat. This wish will be granted by very happy pixies on my birthday.
The following day the Lawnmower Man ate a sandwich filled with cannabis and smoked the crack laced catnip from his hand. I was stunned. His dog looked crooked and snarled vulgar jokes at the condom dispenser. What the hell?



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20 Mar 2011, 4:00 pm

One day, when I was walking, I saw the Lawnmower Man mowing. He said, "What lawn needs mowin'?" I replied, "Why do you ask?" A cat walked by very cat-like. The smell of motor oil filled made me want to drive my car across the Brooklyn Bridge and play real-life Carmageddon with a goat. This wish will be granted by very happy pixies on my birthday.
The following day the Lawnmower Man ate a sandwich filled with cannabis and smoked the crack laced catnip from his hand. I was stunned. His dog looked crooked and snarled vulgar jokes at the condom dispenser. What the hell? Said the wasps


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20 Mar 2011, 4:01 pm

One day, when I was walking, I saw the Lawnmower Man mowing. He said, "What lawn needs mowin'?" I replied, "Why do you ask?" A cat walked by very cat-like. The smell of motor oil filled made me want to drive my car across the Brooklyn Bridge and play real-life Carmageddon with a goat. This wish will be granted by very happy pixies on my birthday.
The following day the Lawnmower Man ate a sandwich filled with cannabis and smoked the crack laced catnip from his hand. I was stunned. His dog looked crooked and snarled vulgar jokes at the condom dispenser. "What the hell?" said the wasps when they began



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20 Mar 2011, 4:02 pm

One day, when I was walking, I saw the Lawnmower Man mowing. He said, "What lawn needs mowin'?" I replied, "Why do you ask?" A cat walked by very cat-like. The smell of motor oil filled made me want to drive my car across the Brooklyn Bridge and play real-life Carmageddon with a goat. This wish will be granted by very happy pixies on my birthday.
The following day the Lawnmower Man ate a sandwich filled with cannabis and smoked the crack laced catnip from his hand. I was stunned. His dog looked crooked and snarled vulgar jokes at the condom dispenser. "What the hell?" said the wasps when they began their buzzing affairs


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20 Mar 2011, 4:03 pm

One day, when I was walking, I saw the Lawnmower Man mowing. He said, "What lawn needs mowin'?" I replied, "Why do you ask?" A cat walked by very cat-like. The smell of motor oil filled made me want to drive my car across the Brooklyn Bridge and play real-life Carmageddon with a goat. This wish will be granted by very happy pixies on my birthday.
The following day the Lawnmower Man ate a sandwich filled with cannabis and smoked the crack laced catnip from his hand. I was stunned. His dog looked crooked and snarled vulgar jokes at the condom dispenser. "What the hell?" said the wasps when they began their buzzing affairs. I played my



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20 Mar 2011, 4:04 pm

One day, when I was walking, I saw the Lawnmower Man mowing. He said, "What lawn needs mowin'?" I replied, "Why do you ask?" A cat walked by very cat-like. The smell of motor oil filled made me want to drive my car across the Brooklyn Bridge and play real-life Carmageddon with a goat. This wish will be granted by very happy pixies on my birthday.
The following day the Lawnmower Man ate a sandwich filled with cannabis and smoked the crack laced catnip from his hand. I was stunned. His dog looked crooked and snarled vulgar jokes at the condom dispenser. "What the hell?" said the wasps when they began their buzzing affairs. I played my DSi totally ignoring


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20 Mar 2011, 4:05 pm

One day, when I was walking, I saw the Lawnmower Man mowing. He said, "What lawn needs mowin'?" I replied, "Why do you ask?" A cat walked by very cat-like. The smell of motor oil filled made me want to drive my car across the Brooklyn Bridge and play real-life Carmageddon with a goat. This wish will be granted by very happy pixies on my birthday.
The following day the Lawnmower Man ate a sandwich filled with cannabis and smoked the crack laced catnip from his hand. I was stunned. His dog looked crooked and snarled vulgar jokes at the condom dispenser. "What the hell?" said the wasps when they began their buzzing affairs. I played my DSi totally ignoring my inner spirit.



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20 Mar 2011, 4:06 pm

One day, when I was walking, I saw the Lawnmower Man mowing. He said, "What lawn needs mowin'?" I replied, "Why do you ask?" A cat walked by very cat-like. The smell of motor oil filled made me want to drive my car across the Brooklyn Bridge and play real-life Carmageddon with a goat. This wish will be granted by very happy pixies on my birthday.
The following day the Lawnmower Man ate a sandwich filled with cannabis and smoked the crack laced catnip from his hand. I was stunned. His dog looked crooked and snarled vulgar jokes at the condom dispenser. "What the hell?" said the wasps when they began their buzzing affairs. I played my DSi totally ignoring my inner spirit.

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20 Mar 2011, 5:16 pm

One day, when I was walking, I saw the Lawnmower Man mowing. He said, "What lawn needs mowin'?" I replied, "Why do you ask?" A cat walked by very cat-like. The smell of motor oil filled made me want to drive my car across the Brooklyn Bridge and play real-life Carmageddon with a goat. This wish will be granted by very happy pixies on my birthday.
The following day the Lawnmower Man ate a sandwich filled with cannabis and smoked the crack laced catnip from his hand. I was stunned. His dog looked crooked and snarled vulgar jokes at the condom dispenser. "What the hell?" said the wasps when they began their buzzing affairs. I played my DSi totally ignoring my inner spirit.

The Lawnmower Man woke up and



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20 Mar 2011, 5:30 pm

One day, when I was walking, I saw the Lawnmower Man mowing. He said, "What lawn needs mowin'?" I replied, "Why do you ask?" A cat walked by very cat-like. The smell of motor oil filled made me want to drive my car across the Brooklyn Bridge and play real-life Carmageddon with a goat. This wish will be granted by very happy pixies on my birthday.
The following day the Lawnmower Man ate a sandwich filled with cannabis and smoked the crack laced catnip from his hand. I was stunned. His dog looked crooked and snarled vulgar jokes at the condom dispenser. "What the hell?" said the wasps when they began their buzzing affairs. I played my DSi totally ignoring my inner spirit.

The Lawnmower Man woke up and drank orange juice.



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20 Mar 2011, 5:51 pm

One day, when I was walking, I saw the Lawnmower Man mowing. He said, "What lawn needs mowin'?" I replied, "Why do you ask?" A cat walked by very cat-like. The smell of motor oil filled made me want to drive my car across the Brooklyn Bridge and play real-life Carmageddon with a goat. This wish will be granted by very happy pixies on my birthday.
The following day the Lawnmower Man ate a sandwich filled with cannabis and smoked the crack laced catnip from his hand. I was stunned. His dog looked crooked and snarled vulgar jokes at the condom dispenser. "What the hell?" said the wasps when they began their buzzing affairs. I played my DSi totally ignoring my inner spirit.

The Lawnmower Man woke up and drank orange juice. It tasted bitter,



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20 Mar 2011, 5:53 pm

One day, when I was walking, I saw the Lawnmower Man mowing. He said, "What lawn needs mowin'?" I replied, "Why do you ask?" A cat walked by very cat-like. The smell of motor oil filled made me want to drive my car across the Brooklyn Bridge and play real-life Carmageddon with a goat. This wish will be granted by very happy pixies on my birthday.
The following day the Lawnmower Man ate a sandwich filled with cannabis and smoked the crack laced catnip from his hand. I was stunned. His dog looked crooked and snarled vulgar jokes at the condom dispenser. "What the hell?" said the wasps when they began their buzzing affairs. I played my DSi totally ignoring my inner spirit.

The Lawnmower Man woke up and drank orange juice. It tasted bitter, he sniffed it


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20 Mar 2011, 5:54 pm

One day, when I was walking, I saw the Lawnmower Man mowing. He said, "What lawn needs mowin'?" I replied, "Why do you ask?" A cat walked by very cat-like. The smell of motor oil filled made me want to drive my car across the Brooklyn Bridge and play real-life Carmageddon with a goat. This wish will be granted by very happy pixies on my birthday.
The following day the Lawnmower Man ate a sandwich filled with cannabis and smoked the crack laced catnip from his hand. I was stunned. His dog looked crooked and snarled vulgar jokes at the condom dispenser. "What the hell?" said the wasps when they began their buzzing affairs. I played my DSi totally ignoring my inner spirit.

The Lawnmower Man woke up and drank orange juice. It tasted bitter, so he threw



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