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There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.

In jail the fun began, commencing with a spirited conversation and drinking heavily on grappa until the guards confiscated it. Now everybody is very sad. Here comes Wallourdes with cake!
"The cake is a lie!" came a voice from the Association of Internet Noobs. How confusing has this become here! How on Earth did they get a very naughty badger to dance for frozen evil cabbages? The badger had a craving for dairy products real bad!

Meanwhile, back at the crematorium, the dead walked the earth!

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.

In jail the fun began, commencing with a spirited conversation and drinking heavily on grappa until the guards confiscated it. Now everybody is very sad. Here comes Wallourdes with cake!
"The cake is a lie!" came a voice from the Association of Internet Noobs. How confusing has this become here! How on Earth did they get a very naughty badger to dance for frozen evil cabbages? The badger had a craving for dairy products real bad!

Meanwhile, back at the crematorium, the dead walked the earth! Nationwide panic ensued, and the

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.

In jail the fun began, commencing with a spirited conversation and drinking heavily on grappa until the guards confiscated it. Now everybody is very sad. Here comes Wallourdes with cake!
"The cake is a lie!" came a voice from the Association of Internet Noobs. How confusing has this become here! How on Earth did they get a very naughty badger to dance for frozen evil cabbages? The badger had a craving for dairy products real bad!

Meanwhile, back at the crematorium, the dead walked the earth! Nationwide panic ensued, and the reserve military headshot everybody preemptively.

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.

In jail the fun began, commencing with a spirited conversation and drinking heavily on grappa until the guards confiscated it. Now everybody is very sad. Here comes Wallourdes with cake!
"The cake is a lie!" came a voice from the Association of Internet Noobs. How confusing has this become here! How on Earth did they get a very naughty badger to dance for frozen evil cabbages? The badger had a craving for dairy products real bad!

Meanwhile, back at the crematorium, the dead walked the earth! Nationwide panic ensued, and the reserve military headshot everybody preemptively. Quite an inconvenience. Wallourdes decided

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.

In jail the fun began, commencing with a spirited conversation and drinking heavily on grappa until the guards confiscated it. Now everybody is very sad. Here comes Wallourdes with cake!
"The cake is a lie!" came a voice from the Association of Internet Noobs. How confusing has this become here! How on Earth did they get a very naughty badger to dance for frozen evil cabbages? The badger had a craving for dairy products real bad!

Meanwhile, back at the crematorium, the dead walked the earth! Nationwide panic ensued, and the reserve military headshot everybody preemptively. Quite an inconvenience. Wallourdes decided to call elite zombieslayer FarqyTheIndolent

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.

In jail the fun began, commencing with a spirited conversation and drinking heavily on grappa until the guards confiscated it. Now everybody is very sad. Here comes Wallourdes with cake!
"The cake is a lie!" came a voice from the Association of Internet Noobs. How confusing has this become here! How on Earth did they get a very naughty badger to dance for frozen evil cabbages? The badger had a craving for dairy products real bad!

Meanwhile, back at the crematorium, the dead walked the earth! Nationwide panic ensued, and the reserve military headshot everybody preemptively. Quite an inconvenience. Wallourdes decided to call elite zombieslayer FarqyTheIndolent, and invite her to slaughter

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.

In jail the fun began, commencing with a spirited conversation and drinking heavily on grappa until the guards confiscated it. Now everybody is very sad. Here comes Wallourdes with cake!
"The cake is a lie!" came a voice from the Association of Internet Noobs. How confusing has this become here! How on Earth did they get a very naughty badger to dance for frozen evil cabbages? The badger had a craving for dairy products real bad!

Meanwhile, back at the crematorium, the dead walked the earth! Nationwide panic ensued, and the reserve military headshot everybody preemptively. Quite an inconvenience. Wallourdes decided to call elite zombieslayer FarqyTheIndolent, and invite her to slaughter fiends from beyond the grave

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.

In jail the fun began, commencing with a spirited conversation and drinking heavily on grappa until the guards confiscated it. Now everybody is very sad. Here comes Wallourdes with cake!
"The cake is a lie!" came a voice from the Association of Internet Noobs. How confusing has this become here! How on Earth did they get a very naughty badger to dance for frozen evil cabbages? The badger had a craving for dairy products real bad!

Meanwhile, back at the crematorium, the dead walked the earth! Nationwide panic ensued, and the reserve military headshot everybody preemptively. Quite an inconvenience. Wallourdes decided to call elite zombieslayer FarqyTheIndolent, and invite her to slaughter fiends from beyond the grave in order to make a

There once was a man from Dorset. He was exceptionally skilled at making blueberry pancakes. He even won a competition in eating live rodents hide-and-hair. His secret was to eat staggering quantities of poached oven-baked chicken beforehand, so that he had a greased throat. One day, he was introduced to an animal welfare officer who made love to animals over the weekend. I think a second officer arrested both for not inviting him too. All three were promptly jailed.

In jail the fun began, commencing with a spirited conversation and drinking heavily on grappa until the guards confiscated it. Now everybody is very sad. Here comes Wallourdes with cake!
"The cake is a lie!" came a voice from the Association of Internet Noobs. How confusing has this become here! How on Earth did they get a very naughty badger to dance for frozen evil cabbages? The badger had a craving for dairy products real bad!

Meanwhile, back at the crematorium, the dead walked the earth! Nationwide panic ensued, and the reserve military headshot everybody preemptively. Quite an inconvenience. Wallourdes decided to call elite zombieslayer FarqyTheIndolent, and invite her to slaughter fiends from beyond the grave in order to make a Zombie Pie with extra bone