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The jackals were created by a special effects artist are you remain unharmed.

I get bitten by a venomous snake. . .

But you are on a nature reserve and this snake has had it's teeth removed.

I am trapped in a burning building...

You in a part of the building that has an open window and you escape safely.

A refrigerator has fallen on me. . .

A refrigerator has fallen on me. . . The extent of your injury is minimal since a goodhearted person came along and helped remove the burden from you..


I was inadvertently attacked by a group of skeletal templar knights seeking another victim..

Their bones come apart and they cannot attack you.

I get buried underground. . .

... with sand so you easily dig your way out.

I'm 50 feet underwater in a submarine as it starts to sink...

But then you hit the sea floor, it falls open and you gain superhuman strength and swim to the top.

I have just been stung by a blue ring octopus....

The octopus is really a stuffed animal and is therefore harmless.

I get tossed into the air by a tornado. . .

But it is only a small tornado, so you only go up a foot into the air and land back on your feet.

I am falling into the grand canyon.

You fall with a parachute and land safely.

I get attacked by a bear. . .

A teddy bear...you were attacked with hugs.

I am shot with a ak47 (I think that is a type of gun) in the skull.

You then respawn 20 seconds later.

I am in a building as it is being demolished.

I am in a building as it is being demolished. Though at the last moment you were able to find a means of escape..

I manage to find myself lost on a prairie with the absence of light and heat for, the temperature is dropping quickly...

You and another person of the opposite gender find each other, you find true love and you huddle together for heat until the sun comes up again.

I am injected with carcinogens.

I am injected with carcinogens. The carcinogenic materials were removed from your being entirely via a revolutionary genetic manner..

I wind up finding myself being ripped to pieces by a bunch of hawks...

A new revolutionary glue is made so you can glue your body pieces back together.

I am in pure space with no prospect of finding a space suit or space ship. (there is not oxygen in outer space)