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20 Jul 2012, 5:35 pm

Ranch Hand: the poor sod who has to dip his hand in Hidden Valley to see if it's refrigerated properly.

Humper (this is a real job)...

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20 Jul 2012, 5:57 pm

Humper = camel jockey

bee keeper

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22 Jul 2012, 1:13 pm

bee keeper = one of the stock clerks for alphabet soup.

Scuba Diver

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22 Jul 2012, 8:16 pm

Scuba Diver = Castro defector with a lisp.

Nuclear scientist.

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25 Jul 2012, 2:03 pm

Nuclear scientist = Opposite of old, confusing mythologist.

Sharp Shooter

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25 Jul 2012, 4:01 pm

Sharp Shooter = Camera operator who refuses to take photos of dull objects.

Cattle rancher

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25 Jul 2012, 11:28 pm

Cattle Rancher: Nostalgic Texan hoping to live in the glory days of the Old West in John Wayne fashion.

Bomb Technician

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26 Jul 2012, 11:49 am

Bomb Technician = the writer they call in to fix it when a play flops.

IRS agent

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26 Jul 2012, 12:29 pm

IRS agent = Car dealer that only sell AWD cars with Independent Rear Suspension

Chauffeur

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14 Sep 2012, 9:00 pm

Chauffeur = the salesperson who displays the pelts you have to chose from.

Private Detective

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14 Sep 2012, 9:05 pm

Private Detective = A peeping tom with a salary.

Figure Skater

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14 Sep 2012, 10:46 pm

Figure Skater = sketchy accountant

Actuary

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17 Sep 2012, 7:43 pm

Actuary = someone who does reality checks, as opposed to a virtuary, who checks on the world of Sims.

Pan Handler

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18 Sep 2012, 12:47 pm

Pan handler=the one who cuts the bad reviews out of the actors' newspapers.

Court clerk

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18 Sep 2012, 2:21 pm

Court clerk = cashier at a tennis facility

Professional athelete

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19 Sep 2012, 8:55 pm

Professional athelete = One who publicly confesses to their sports addiction.

Buccaneer

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