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ghoti
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09 Aug 2012, 10:59 pm

It lands over me, with the feet just spread around but not touching me.

But the ground shakes and a ton of dirt falls on the person below me.



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09 Aug 2012, 11:02 pm

I turn on noclip and fly out of the pile of dirt. Then I mysteriously disappear.

A furious Dr. Hax appears and screams "HAAAAAAAX!! !! !" at the nearest person, which happens to be the person below me. He then points at him/her and drops five heavy computer monitors on him/her.


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09 Aug 2012, 11:17 pm

I absorb them into my skin and become Analogman!

I send out my cancer causing rays of detah to those below me!


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10 Aug 2012, 6:47 pm

Luckily, I've been spending much of my time in my underground bunker, so I'm not affected. I wait for the cancer rays to dissipate and exit only to hire a cosmic T-Rex to summon Cthulhu. He arrives, three sheets to the wind and stumbles onto the person below me.



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10 Aug 2012, 7:42 pm

died, then all of a sudden I become a poltergeist and take ovr Cthulu's body. I cause an earthquake to drop rocks on the person below me and turn my flames to Cyborg.


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11 Aug 2012, 1:51 am

Luckily, since I'm an alicorn, I am able to stop those rocks. Unfortunately, I slip, sending the rocks down to the person below me.



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14 Aug 2012, 4:01 pm

Batting practice! Keep sending 'em!

After I get bored, I bungee down to visit the person below me. Hello! :cheers:


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14 Aug 2012, 4:10 pm

Hey. Nice to meet you. Wanna have some coffee?

...oops I think I dropped it.


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14 Aug 2012, 9:40 pm

I bring up a lawsuit tor getting burned, I bring my lawyer, who ironically slips and falls on the person below.



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14 Aug 2012, 9:43 pm

I was so angry about him landing on me that I hired him to sue you. I attempted to drop him off at his office to type up the paperwork.. but it looks like he fell onto the person below me.



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14 Aug 2012, 10:25 pm

When the lawyer fell on me he was uninjured because I am soft and squishy. BUT, his enormous wallet full of bribe money fell out and spilled all over. Some of the bribe money rained down on the person below me.


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15 Aug 2012, 3:28 am

I spend the money on a lot of CD's, which I listen to, rip to the computer so the songs are on there as mp3's, then put them on my mp3 player, which STILL isn't working, so I drop the broken mp3 player on the person below me.



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15 Aug 2012, 8:42 am

The mp3 player breaks into 5 pieces, which I sell as slightly used on eBay. I spend the $500 I get from it (Sony 32 gig haha) to drop a used car I bought with the money on the person below me.


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15 Aug 2012, 9:27 am

i fix the suspention(SP) and add a nitro kit and sell that car for 1500.00 and start funding my war on spin doctoring and blindly drop leaflets about misinformation on the person below


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15 Aug 2012, 9:45 am

I find these of no use to me.

I get annoyed at my frined not showing up, so I find them, then drop them on the person below me.



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15 Aug 2012, 11:03 am

I open my mouth as Baphomet and devour her.

I also drop fireballs the size of meteors on the person below me.


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