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Oh yea?! Well, it's your fault that I tried to drink Irn Bru and it went up my nose, and I sneezed it all over my monitor!

And it's because of you that I don't like big and importand words/phrases, and will always be immature and young in the mind!!

Well, I blame all of you for the fact that I sit at my computer long enough to get stiff and sore. I really shouldn't do this, given that I have fibromyalgia. But I spend too long reading interesting and funny posts! Couldn't you be a little more boring and not tempt me so much?

It's your fault I didn't get to fire the Oerlikon today.

Oh, yeah? Well, I blame you for all my stress associated with our house guest being back again... Oh, no, wait. I think that crosses the line. I take it back. Sorry.

I'll just blame you for my most recent hang nail instead. That's a lot more fair.

And you're the reason it's raining.

And you're the cause of my bloodied toes. Stop moving my ammo boxes. It's hard enough to navigate the house at night without mangling my feet on metal things.

I would really appreciate it if you stopped waking me up at sunrise. Some of us are trying to have a lazy sunday here! >:(

Well if you didn't team up with Minim to play "creepy crawlers" (when people sneak into strangers' houses and reorganize things such as furniture) in my house and move my ammo boxes around, you wouldn't have to be awakened to the sound of me cursing in an inordinately loud voice when I trip over them.

And you're the reason I get tired but then can't sleep.

You're the reason I have to grill at night.

You're the reason that my brother never talks to me.

Quit making it so that the DSL box here has to be unplugged and plugged back in again before I can get the Blue-Ray player to connect to the internet. It's so inconvenient!

Quit trying to carry on debates with Heinrich. It (Heinrich is my MAK 90) will never answer you and your frustration with that fact and the resulting loud insults is robbing me of my precious quiet time.

You sank my battleship!

you're the reason I socially isolate